Never heard of any of those. Please elucidate.
Recipe for leaner: Ingredients - water, one wastebasket at least thee feet high.
- Fill watebasket at least 3/4 of water.
- Carefully lean up against door of someone you have a score to settle with.
- Knock on door.
- Run like hell.
Recipe for snow storm: Ingredients, Large manila envelope - the larger the better, and shaving cream.
- Seal envelope and cut open at one of the sides.
- Fill with as much shaving cream as possible.
- Slide open end so it is under door.
- Jump on envelope. Getting heavy books and dropping them on envelope is also acceptable.
- Run like hell.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
The Sandwich.
- Take a spare mattress and throw it on top of someone sleeping (please be sure they can breathe).
- Wrap duct tape around the mattress.
- Take resulting product out to a pick-up truck. Drive to a local shopping mall, and drop off in the parking lot.
The Eagle. This one only works under very specific conditions!
- Take an obnoxious or drunk person (should always be a guy). Strip butt naked.
- Take him to elevator with hand rails on inside. Tie him spread-eagle to railings.
- Push button straight down to lobby. Hitting every button down is also acceptable.
:LOL: Thanx man....This will be fun and I think I know who's going to be my victim....
Recipe for leaner: Ingredients - water, one wastebasket at least thee feet high.
- Fill watebasket at least 3/4 of water.
- Carefully lean up against door of someone you have a score to settle with.
- Knock on door.
- Run like hell.
Recipe for snow storm: Ingredients, Large manila envelope - the larger the better, and shaving cream.
- Seal envelope and cut open at one of the sides.
- Fill with as much shaving cream as possible.
- Slide open end so it is under door.
- Jump on envelope. Getting heavy books and dropping them on envelope is also acceptable.
- Run like hell.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
The Sandwich.
- Take a spare mattress and throw it on top of someone sleeping (please be sure they can breathe).
- Wrap duct tape around the mattress.
- Take resulting product out to a pick-up truck. Drive to a local shopping mall, and drop off in the parking lot.
The Eagle. This one only works under very specific conditions!
- Take an obnoxious or drunk person (should always be a guy). Strip butt naked.
- Take him to elevator with hand rails on inside. Tie him spread-eagle to railings.
- Push button straight down to lobby. Hitting every button down is also acceptable.
:LOL: Thanx man....This will be fun and I think I know who's going to be my victim....
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