hear any phrases lately that make you laugh...
post them here:
mine: t**d polishing. That's funny.
post them here:
mine: t**d polishing. That's funny.
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I use assclown only when refering to a certain owner of my place of employment. I generally shorten it to AC.
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"The toilet gives back change"
(Well, Larry found it hilarious)
I don't know where I got that.
(Well, Larry found it hilarious)
I don't know where I got that.
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Muffin Tops.
A description given to the over hang of excess flesh, by girls wearing tight jeans with a bare mid-rift.
A description given to the over hang of excess flesh, by girls wearing tight jeans with a bare mid-rift.
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:umno: Thank you Mr. Phar for ruining the perfectly delightful muffins--of which the top is my favorite part-- in which I indulge in every blue moon.
:umno: Muffin tops??? Now I'll think that everytime I see it!! Sad part is the descriptor fits perfectly.
:umno: Muffin tops??? Now I'll think that everytime I see it!! Sad part is the descriptor fits perfectly.
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Sad thing is, those muffin-shaped chicks always seem to get more action than I do. :? I'm doing something wrong...good thing they just opened a Krispy Kreme around here.
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Why, why, WHY do overweight, unfit young women dress this way? If I want to see a spare tire, I'll look in a mirror, thank you. I don't need you sharing yours with me.
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I think you twitched on the quote key, Kid. I didn't say that. NOBODY gets more action than me.
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Two come to mind, one is a political comment about liberals: "they are convinced that it is entirely possible to pick up a tu-rd by the clean end". I don't remember where I heard that.
The second I heard on Last Man Standing talking about a "whale tail". That one cracked my ribs. I've seen that many times but didn't know there was a name for it and that name is so appropriate.
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