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First off, most people in this thread are around 14, which is funny and makes sense.

Secondly, yes, while normal soaps can irritate the penis in many ways if you use a special gentle wash "soap" then it doesn't hurt at all but tends to bubble up or get to "liquids" so it's best to use in very small doses(1/4 your thumb would work well)
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Use coconut oil moisturizing cream cause 0 irritation and makes ur bum smell good
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As an avid middle aged male masturbator, a product called Albolene is the best for anyone that owns a penis. Just google the name along with masturbation and you will see why. Its advertised as a moisturizer and make up remover and you can keep it around the house in plain sight. It is non-irritating in any way and stays slick as long as you can last during your masturbation sessions. It cleans up really well and leaves your penis feeling nice and soft afterward. It easily washes out of clothing or towels if you get it on them. Even though some claim coconut oil is better, I disagree. I found it can get tacky after long sessions and will stain my underwear. Coconut oil also started changing the color of my penis to a weird brownish orange color. You can buy the big jar of Albolene at Walmart for less than $10 and it will last a long time. It also works great for what its advertised for.

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Use Mustard oil
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Ur f*****g creepy
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Dont use soap it irritates your skin
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If you wouldn't be OK "eating it" don't use it on your genitals! Unless a medical professional advises you to, but even then ask enough questions that you are OK with why it's needed.
or the best advise I was given
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Slow down! Take your time! You shouldn't need anything to make it "feel better"
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Self-checkout, to rescue of all abashed adolescents and anxious adults!
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Can i use your pussys cum
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Can i use your pussys cum
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I hope this is a joke.
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I do that and the blanket is soooo soft its like getting head
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Will it burn if it went inside the skin or the pee hole...
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Albolene. It's a makeup remover with a somewhat ointment feel, but warms up and gets slick. Anyone can buy it. It lasts forever, only takes a small amount and you get good friction. I don't like most lubes, as they are so slippery I don't feel everything that I want.
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