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Man saved by pigeon poo
A man survived a 30ft fall by landing on 6 inches of pigeon poo.
Phil Harrison climbed a mill chimney trying to rescue a hawk that escaped from a friend's aviary.
As he grabbed the bird at the top, wire mesh supporting him gave way and he fell.
Phil, of Cleckheaton, West Yorks, still broke his neck in the fall. But he managed to keep hold of the hawk.
Firemen had to dig through the basement to reach him according to The Sun.
Phil's friend, Alan Webster said: "It's amazing to think his life was saved by a few inches of bird droppings."
Doctors expect Phil to make a full recovery.
Man saved by pigeon poo
A man survived a 30ft fall by landing on 6 inches of pigeon poo.
Phil Harrison climbed a mill chimney trying to rescue a hawk that escaped from a friend's aviary.
As he grabbed the bird at the top, wire mesh supporting him gave way and he fell.
Phil, of Cleckheaton, West Yorks, still broke his neck in the fall. But he managed to keep hold of the hawk.
Firemen had to dig through the basement to reach him according to The Sun.
Phil's friend, Alan Webster said: "It's amazing to think his life was saved by a few inches of bird droppings."
Doctors expect Phil to make a full recovery.
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What a bird brain. snort. Dude, hawks can fly. You can't. Obviously.At least he obeyed the law.
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What a bird brain. snort. Dude, hawks can fly. You can't. Obviously.At least he obeyed the law. The law of gravity? Or averages?
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The law of gravity? Or averages? The law of gravityWhat a bird brain. snort. Dude, hawks can fly. You can't. Obviously.At least he obeyed the law.
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The law of gravity I maybe gramma shuffle but I still got my hearing. Impudent young cuss.The law of gravity? Or averages?What a bird brain. snort. Dude, hawks can fly. You can't. Obviously.At least he obeyed the law.
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I maybe gramma shuffle but I still got my hearing. Impudent young cuss. NEVER CALL F.P.L. young! It'll go to his head and I'll have to peel him off of bartops! Young, hmph!The law of gravityThe law of gravity? Or averages?What a bird brain. snort. Dude, hawks can fly. You can't. Obviously.At least he obeyed the law.
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Ladies, please!
The large, bold remark wasn't because I thought that you were hard of hearing! Sorry. I said, Sorry!
And as far as being peeled off of bars, I shall quote Kenny Rogers: "You gotta know when to hold 'em..."
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