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Yes it is true, I am cleaning out my email today and doing a little post padding at the same time :D
Time to head out to the old ball game. Have a safe and great Mothers Day everyone.

These should give you a little chuckle!

> >History Lesson. It was the first day of school and a new student named
> >Pepito, the son of Cuban-American refugees, entered the fourth grade. The
> >teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said
> >"Give me Liberty, or give me Death?" She saw a sea of blank faces,
for Pepito, who had his hand up.
> >
> >"Patrick Henry, 1775." "Very good Pepito!

Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall
not perish
from the earth'"? Again, no response except from Pepito: "Abraham Lincoln,
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Pepito,
who is
new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."
> >
> >She heard a loud whisper: "Scr*w the Cubans." "Who said that?" she
> >demanded.
> >
> >Pepito put his hand up. "J.F.K., during the Bay of Pigs invasion 1961."
> >
> >At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke." The teacher
> >glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Pepito says,
> >"George Bush Sr. to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
> >
> >Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? $uck this!" Pepito jumps
> >of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to
> >Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
> >
> >Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little $h!t. If you say
> >anything else, I'll kill you." Pepito frantically yells at the top of his
> >voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."
> >
> >The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the
> >floor, someone said, "We're in BIG trouble!, we better get the hell
> >here!!"
> >
> >Pepito said, "Saddam Hussein 2003."
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >


how true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!