The Comedy Club

That true njoynlife? My bs detectors going off, but what the heck lets run with it anyway. Just out of interest, why not just get the right sided cows to face the other way instead of selling them off? Didn't think of that did they :-P



And bbfeet, yes we can get all that for just around £1500 or about $2500, don't know about the first mate bit though njoynlife is captain ;-)

I've never really heard what is the appropriate rate to tip a cow. I would assume the normal 15% but given the amount of milk I've consumed over the years, that just seems too small. What is the etiquette on cow tipping?

My grandfather had one of those extremely rare uphill cows, he tried to fit the front legs with stilts but poor old bessie fell off them and broke out all her teeth so she had to go on a liquid diet that was high in fats and protein. She lived another 6 years drinking her own milk...

Cows don't go the other way. they all want to look south facing the Sun.

You can be first mate Beeb, but be mindful ye serve at the Cap'n's pleasure 8) Music? Ye'll hear the music o me lash if ye don't obey. o.O

I was thinking of a racing shell but if you want a larger boat, that's ok. Most guys want a bigger one anyway. 8)

We have those racing shells on the river here every summer. The Philips Exeter Academy has their boathouse on the tidal part of the river. They go to Boston to race on the Charles River sometimes. You know, that dirty water: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8h2gVcDQ9E&feature=related

When I got home from the army in '62 they were beginning to accept girls in the summer classes. The girls weren't strong enough to be rowers so they made them coxswains. It was hilarious listening to a girl cox yelling at the boys --- stroke --- stroke --- stroke.

Now they have gone full coed and they have girl's crew. http://www.seacoastonline.com/articles/20090620-SPORTS-906200330

Beeb? :o

njoynlife wrote:

Cows don't go the other way. they all want to look south facing the Sun.

Fair enough njoy

All the hills on my grandfather's farm only faced south, uphill.

How many times has the word "cox" been used in this thread? I think we are well overdue for some innuendo.

Only once I think, unless you count the times in the newspaper article. On a rowing team the cox is like the quarterback on a football team. I bet even you've heard of Tom Brady.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGbua9TV18c

I thought just having a female cox WAS an innuendo, and then listening to her megaphone. Actually I think it's supposed to be the "stroke" who would be calling cadence on a rowing team but what I was hearing out on the river was definitely a female voice and the only obvious female on the crew was the cox. Since the stroke is also a rower I doubt they would have had one girl rower and 7 male rowers.

It was certainly a shock to the senses hearing a female voice out there yelling stroke --- stroke --- stroke, at a team of male rowers, after spending my life up to that time watching all male teams practicing on the river.

It seams that the comedy club has stopped? :-)

I think BB's been too busy to play.

Hey guys, i'm still here. Njoy is right tho as i have been sooo busy getting all of my ducks in a row for Court next week o.O
Any words of encouragement will be greatly appreciated???

The Comedy Club is still alive but not kicking as much, I'LL BE BACK :-S

I had some fun today. I went for my annual physical yesterday and the doc sent me to the hospital today for a chest x-ray. It's been a few years since the last one. The technician thought all the staples and the wires that look like shoe laces in there were so neat that she brought me in her room to show me the x-rays.

Next Tuesday I get to have a TV camera shoved up my nose and down my throat to see what's there. I can't wait to see those videos. At least I figure that's what the ENT is going to do. I went to one in 2002 because I had been coughing and hoarse for 6 months and that's what he did. But I think that guy was milking the insurance company for as much as he could get. While waiting for the numbing spray to take effect, he had the audiologist in his office test my hearing. What the hell for? I told him I just had it tested a month before to get hearing aids. I knew I couldn't hear anything above 2000 cycles. (That's 2000 Hertz, for you metric speakers) Guess what? That's what she determined too. I told him before the test, I wasn't going to pay for it if the insurance company refused to pay for a second one so soon after the first one. I never saw a bill for it so I don't know how he worked that out. He gave me a round of antibiotics for the cough along with a prescription for Prilosec. The cough was gone the day I took the last pill. Then it started coming back and was in full strength by the time of my return visit a week later. He refused to believe the antibiotic had anything to do with the cough getting better and I suffered with it for another 4 months until it finally went away in September.

This isn't going to be the same doctor so I don't know what they are going to do. My doctor scheduled this because I complained enough about the coughing I've been doing. It's been an annual thing with me for 30 years or more. Some time during the winter I will get a cold and begin coughing. I get over the cold in a few days but the cough usually lasts until mid-summer. Last year I never got it at all, but that was the first time I can remember that happening in the past thirty years. Every year I tell my doctor about it and he asks me if the cough is productive. I say yes, and that seems to make him happy and he doesn't do anything to help me get rid of it.

I don't know why he was willing to send me for further testing this year. Maybe he's decided to be more user friendly in his old age. Maybe it's a new kind of doctor training they're getting. Listen to your patient and act like you care o.O

Well, next week I'll find out if they all got that training this year. Maybe I'll get cured of that damned Winter-Spring-Summer cough at last.

All the best with that Njoy!!

Sorry I haven't been around been so busy with uni work its unbelievable. Unfortunately I think I'm going to have to leave all the kids with problem foreskins in your capable hands for a while longer njoy :-(

Hey, Kingfreze. I just sic Bambi on em.
I've got to study for my exam next Tuesday. ;-)
I hope BB will be back soon to help with the workload.
I don't know, maybe I shouldn't send Bambi in though.
She just told a girl that foreskins are worthless.

https://www.steadyhealth.com/topics/how-do-you-pop-your-hymen-with-your-finger-and-will-it-hurt-and-bleed&highlight=#782580

"The hymen is a thinish piece of skin at the base of the opening of your vagina! It is similar to the foreskin - Not really needed but there!"


I'd tell her my thoughts on the subject but I don't think it would do any good.
She wouldn't listen to me anyway.
Besides, a mere girl couldn't begin to understand the pleasure of having a foreskin. >;)

:O :O 8-|

Surprised at that haha, nah no girl could understand the pleasure ;-) At least she's just talking to a girl and not recommending a circ to a poor 14 year old.

Imagine if it was 'similar to a hymen' though in more ways. Like if it ripped off when you first had sex, ouch :-( XD

Anybody find that it's getting a little quieter round here? No? Just me then :-)


How did the appointment go njoy??