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Yes I am back. I hope to have pictures by the end of the week!

so here you go on those hints I promised you!


GOOD

A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting
many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up
the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The
officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading
"TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)


BETTER

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated
radar post. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the
police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another
mailed photo of handcuffs.


BEST

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle Officer
walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet
you are going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's Ball. "He
replied, "Highway Patrolmen don't have balls." There was a moment of
silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then
closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.

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we don't have balls either
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HA! Those were great!
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i dont think i have the balls to use that last one. ha ha!
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