I'm the same as the fellow i read up above...im 19, and used to drink ALOT, but don't as much anymore... i smoke pot and a pack of cig's a day. And i belive it's most definatly related to seamen, and urine mixing.... but i feel as though it happens with acohol more often then not, but when alcohol is not involved none the less. and the amount doe's not matter. I drank a beer tonight, and my girlfriend touched me tonight down there getting me pretty asoused, but then fell asleep (lol i was bummed) but then i got up to pee and thats when it happened. Sometimes when i masturbate it can help stop the burn but not always...if theres some sort of solution to stop this from ever happening PLEASE tell me, and you deserve to be a millionaire for solving this problem... it's nice to know im not the only one out there going through this...
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I'm glad i found this forum i have had this happen to me over the yaers as well. it always seems to happen after I rip one off haha.. at the start i thought for sure i had chlamydia b/c thats what always came up when i searched burning after i pee but i got checked i didnt have anything.. it does seem to happen more after i have been drinking glad to hear im not the only one.. i have found drinking alot of water helps
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Most likely the cause of the pain is from a bit of soap going down inside.
there's nothing you can do if thats it just wait it out. as for getting right back on your "horse", i'd say wait probably a day before you go for it.
there's nothing you can do if thats it just wait it out. as for getting right back on your "horse", i'd say wait probably a day before you go for it.
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I have the same problem - ocassionally if I masturbate when drunk, penis burns for 45 mins. Peeing seems to help but then burn comes right back.
So far from reading this, the only solution people have suggested is drinking water? Do you mean if I drink water the burning will go away? This doesn't happen to me very often (few times a year) so might be a while before I can test it... it happened last night which is why I searched it today, but it's been happening for years and I'm 35. And it's never happened from drunk sex.
All I drank was beer, and that's what I usually drink, can't remember what I was drinking the last few times this happened cuz it doesn't happen very often.
I also smoke pot (although not daily and didn't smoke yesterday) and although I don't smoke cigs, I am a nicotine addict (swedish snus), and certainly consume much more when drinking... I wonder if either of those are related?
Anyone with the drunk masturbation burning problem, do you use pot and/or nicotine?
So far from reading this, the only solution people have suggested is drinking water? Do you mean if I drink water the burning will go away? This doesn't happen to me very often (few times a year) so might be a while before I can test it... it happened last night which is why I searched it today, but it's been happening for years and I'm 35. And it's never happened from drunk sex.
All I drank was beer, and that's what I usually drink, can't remember what I was drinking the last few times this happened cuz it doesn't happen very often.
I also smoke pot (although not daily and didn't smoke yesterday) and although I don't smoke cigs, I am a nicotine addict (swedish snus), and certainly consume much more when drinking... I wonder if either of those are related?
Anyone with the drunk masturbation burning problem, do you use pot and/or nicotine?
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This sounds like a problem i used to have when i was about your age. I would get this feeling after masturbating, it would start as a kind of shiver and cold sweat all over my body and then turn into a horrible burning sensation inside my penis, It would last between 45 minutes and an hour and a half (maybe more sometimes)
I finally figured out what it was a few years ago, it only ever happened when i would masturbate shortly after urinating. When semen comes in contact with water or urine it becomes thick and sticky, this causes it to become stuck in the urethra, which gives a burning like sensation, so the next time your masturbating make sure you didn't urinate just before it. And don't use soapy water to masturbate. Give it at least 30 minutes after urinating.
And just in case it still happens, heres a handy trick. If you run very warm water (not too hot obviously) over your penis for about 5 - 10 minutes it will relieve the pain, and it will go away faster. Strange i know, but it used to work for me.
I really hope this helps, as i quite literally, know your pain all too well. Good luck
I finally figured out what it was a few years ago, it only ever happened when i would masturbate shortly after urinating. When semen comes in contact with water or urine it becomes thick and sticky, this causes it to become stuck in the urethra, which gives a burning like sensation, so the next time your masturbating make sure you didn't urinate just before it. And don't use soapy water to masturbate. Give it at least 30 minutes after urinating.
And just in case it still happens, heres a handy trick. If you run very warm water (not too hot obviously) over your penis for about 5 - 10 minutes it will relieve the pain, and it will go away faster. Strange i know, but it used to work for me.
I really hope this helps, as i quite literally, know your pain all too well. Good luck
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ive had the same problem as long as i can remember. i had the clap before and got treated so now its gone, however that burning still happens occasionally. i dont get it when drinking or during sex but i think the urine mixing with semen might be the issue.
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it is definatly the soap, one time while i was in the shower i laid belly on the ground and liquid soap fled all through my penis. for the next couple of weeks i had a EXTREMELY mild version of what you're going through. plus liquid soap also burns your eyes when it goes in there too. so there is probably a connection.
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i've registered just to write this, currently sitting on the toilet in major discomfort.
For me, every time this has happened it's involved drinking and ejaculating afterwards. It must surely be something to do with the alcohol and the semen in the urethra causing some kind of inflammation. Mine seems to happen after i've had scotch. I just wish i could make it go away... But it seems to be something you have to ride out. If i can stop dribbling out urine and get back to bed i could sleep it off. Is usually ok in the morning. All of the above situations ring true.. Don't know about the soap though.
For me, every time this has happened it's involved drinking and ejaculating afterwards. It must surely be something to do with the alcohol and the semen in the urethra causing some kind of inflammation. Mine seems to happen after i've had scotch. I just wish i could make it go away... But it seems to be something you have to ride out. If i can stop dribbling out urine and get back to bed i could sleep it off. Is usually ok in the morning. All of the above situations ring true.. Don't know about the soap though.
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So most of the people on this forum seem to be giving irrational advice.
As with the poster above me I am sitting on the toilet right now with my laptop. However I did not drink this time which is when it usually comes on.
Earlier a person posted about retrograde ejaculation which was diagnosed by DOCTORS. I strongly believe that that is the reason. Either alcohol or the need to pee causes retrograde ejaculation.
Alcohol causes it because the valve is relaxed from alcohol and malfunctions, needing to pee causes it (Im guessing) because the need to urinate makes the valve malfunction and it can't handle both the urine and semen. Obviously this is a malfunction, but seemingly a common one.
The best solution it would seem would to drink water in advance, make sure you urinate before you masturbate if you need to and wait about 30 minutes after that. And as much as I hate to say it, I think drinking and masturbating just has to stop.
Anyway that is my opinion, I am going to try it out and I will post my results and findings here.
As with the poster above me I am sitting on the toilet right now with my laptop. However I did not drink this time which is when it usually comes on.
Earlier a person posted about retrograde ejaculation which was diagnosed by DOCTORS. I strongly believe that that is the reason. Either alcohol or the need to pee causes retrograde ejaculation.
Alcohol causes it because the valve is relaxed from alcohol and malfunctions, needing to pee causes it (Im guessing) because the need to urinate makes the valve malfunction and it can't handle both the urine and semen. Obviously this is a malfunction, but seemingly a common one.
The best solution it would seem would to drink water in advance, make sure you urinate before you masturbate if you need to and wait about 30 minutes after that. And as much as I hate to say it, I think drinking and masturbating just has to stop.
Anyway that is my opinion, I am going to try it out and I will post my results and findings here.
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I have been dealing with this problem for 12 years or so, this burning after masturbation at night. I have found for me it primarily occurs after ive been drinking beer. After i graduated college i stopped drinking beer and started drinking red wine (thinking it might be an allergy), and the problem all but disappeared. Often when im out with friends and they are all drinking beer i will as well to be social and if I choke the bishop later, sure enough 45 minutes of uncomfortable pain that i cant piss away. this urine semen mix up idea makes sense because Beer makes you piss more and lets face it after 6 or 7 your pissing every 15 min. with red wine there is much less liquid to pass. Someone told me once that it could be a reaction in the eurethra to the yeast in the beer. This rarely ever occurs after sex but routinely after masturbation. glad to know im not the only one.
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Well, I'm one of those guys who just registered an account so I could be able to post here.
I'm in the same boat, so I ended up masturbating tonight and then after ejaculation, I had this ridiculous intense burning sensation in my penis. My goodness I was sweating, hurting so bad. After reading some of the suggestions, I downed half a gallon of water in about 10 minutes to try and flush it out.
I think my opinion on this is that it has something to do with what you drink during the day. This happens to me like 2-3 times a year and I trace it to the amount of ice tea or soda that I drank during the day. I had a long day at work and I was downing green tea (the sugary kind) and mountain dew soda all day. Lo and behold, I had that burning sensation. For about 30 minutes I was just hovering over the toilet. The guy that made the Tom Hanks reference hit it right on the head, that's exactly how I felt too. This only happens to me when I drink soda during the day. I think the pH level theory is right.
By the time I finish this post, the pain is starting to subside big time. I haven't had sex in awhile and wasn't drinking alcohol tonight so I think the soda might be the culprit. I think that sometimes you're gonna get this problem. All you can do is just try to deal with it when it comes and goes. Good luck everyone, I'm gonna finish the rest of this gallon jug of water!
I'm in the same boat, so I ended up masturbating tonight and then after ejaculation, I had this ridiculous intense burning sensation in my penis. My goodness I was sweating, hurting so bad. After reading some of the suggestions, I downed half a gallon of water in about 10 minutes to try and flush it out.
I think my opinion on this is that it has something to do with what you drink during the day. This happens to me like 2-3 times a year and I trace it to the amount of ice tea or soda that I drank during the day. I had a long day at work and I was downing green tea (the sugary kind) and mountain dew soda all day. Lo and behold, I had that burning sensation. For about 30 minutes I was just hovering over the toilet. The guy that made the Tom Hanks reference hit it right on the head, that's exactly how I felt too. This only happens to me when I drink soda during the day. I think the pH level theory is right.
By the time I finish this post, the pain is starting to subside big time. I haven't had sex in awhile and wasn't drinking alcohol tonight so I think the soda might be the culprit. I think that sometimes you're gonna get this problem. All you can do is just try to deal with it when it comes and goes. Good luck everyone, I'm gonna finish the rest of this gallon jug of water!
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This is the first time I have attempted to search out for anyone else with the same problem.
I've had this same problem since I first began masturbating. Honestly, I can't remember how old I was at the time. I've tried several things over the years and I've only been able to narrow it down to a basic set of facts that may only pertain to myself.
It only occurs after masturbation or sex.
Positions in bed are irrelevant.
Previous 24 hours of liquid consumption DOES affect the intensity and duration of pain. If I drink dark coffee, alcohol, acidic or basic drinks, sodas, or concentrate fruit drinks, the pain is more intense. If I drink pure water, the pain is less intense and the sensation goes away quickly.
My penis does stay semi erect, but this goes away after the pain subsides.
Less than an hour ago, it happened for the first time in over a month. I tried to use a cold wash cloth around the scrotum and penis to reduce the blood flow. It DOES remove the pain, but the blood flow seems to remain the same. The penis stays erect, which under a cold wash cloth is very irregular. As soon as the cold washcloth is removed, the pain resumes.
When I was younger, the doctor explained that I had a UTI. I was prescribed over the counter UTI medication such as AZO Standard.
For a few years, this seemed to alleviate the pain faster after incidents. This could also be a misjudgment on my part because it does typically take almost 45 minutes (typical duration) for any medication to pass through the urinary tract.
I've been on a slew of antibiotics since relatively the same age as the first occurrence.
My medical history that might affect this:
When I was six years old I had a rare disease know as Henoch–Schönlein purpura.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henoch%E2%80%93Sch%C3%B6nlein_purpura
(thank god that wasn't permanently scarring, I had no idea it did that to the skin!)
When I was almost the same age as when I first started masturbating, I had what was explained to me later as a variation of the West Nile Virus.
Again, during the course of my life, I've taken several sets of antibiotics, none of them have fixed this.
It was recently suggested to me that Epididymitis could be the culprit, but there is only pain in the penis, not the scrotum.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epididymitis
The best part about all of this is that it's only inconveniencing. It's not life threatening, and I think the risk of passing anything to a sexual partner is nil.
I hope this helps in narrowing things down. So far, this forum has been my only lead.
I've had this same problem since I first began masturbating. Honestly, I can't remember how old I was at the time. I've tried several things over the years and I've only been able to narrow it down to a basic set of facts that may only pertain to myself.
It only occurs after masturbation or sex.
Positions in bed are irrelevant.
Previous 24 hours of liquid consumption DOES affect the intensity and duration of pain. If I drink dark coffee, alcohol, acidic or basic drinks, sodas, or concentrate fruit drinks, the pain is more intense. If I drink pure water, the pain is less intense and the sensation goes away quickly.
My penis does stay semi erect, but this goes away after the pain subsides.
Less than an hour ago, it happened for the first time in over a month. I tried to use a cold wash cloth around the scrotum and penis to reduce the blood flow. It DOES remove the pain, but the blood flow seems to remain the same. The penis stays erect, which under a cold wash cloth is very irregular. As soon as the cold washcloth is removed, the pain resumes.
When I was younger, the doctor explained that I had a UTI. I was prescribed over the counter UTI medication such as AZO Standard.
For a few years, this seemed to alleviate the pain faster after incidents. This could also be a misjudgment on my part because it does typically take almost 45 minutes (typical duration) for any medication to pass through the urinary tract.
I've been on a slew of antibiotics since relatively the same age as the first occurrence.
My medical history that might affect this:
When I was six years old I had a rare disease know as Henoch–Schönlein purpura.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henoch%E2%80%93Sch%C3%B6nlein_purpura
(thank god that wasn't permanently scarring, I had no idea it did that to the skin!)
When I was almost the same age as when I first started masturbating, I had what was explained to me later as a variation of the West Nile Virus.
Again, during the course of my life, I've taken several sets of antibiotics, none of them have fixed this.
It was recently suggested to me that Epididymitis could be the culprit, but there is only pain in the penis, not the scrotum.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epididymitis
The best part about all of this is that it's only inconveniencing. It's not life threatening, and I think the risk of passing anything to a sexual partner is nil.
I hope this helps in narrowing things down. So far, this forum has been my only lead.
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Thank God it's not just me. I thought for years that maybe it was some unknown STD that doesn't show up in tests (and I've been tested). Although irregular, it got so bad at one point that I started keeping a journal of when it happened, what I had to eat that day etc. The only common factor I can find is this: Drinking beer (more than 2-3) and then masturbating (while still feeling drunk/buzzed) leads to awful terrible horrible hellish burning sensations in my penis that last for about 30-45 minutes. I don't like it. It feels like I have to pee, but when I try it only dribbles and feels worse. Currently the beer buzz is wearing off, as is the burning sensation, but I've spent the last half hour on the toilet slowly dripping pee and hating myself for again subjecting myself to the inevitable even though I've now identified the cause. I can't say that I'll swear off maturation, but forget beer....like a previous poster said it doesn't happen with wine or liquor.
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