Burning/Needing to travel to the bathroom right after masturbation and worsens once I do urinate

Yeah, happens to me too. But I don't drink alcohol (on principle), happens to me when I drink something like cola (which is pretty acidic). Happened to me when I was young - like 15 years old, before I got laid for the first time, so I guess it's not STD. Urinating helps to relieve the pain, so I guess drinking lots of water is a good idea.

Have you tried AZO Yeast pills??? If it is a yeast infection the AZO yeast will help with the burning. Another thing that helps and I know its weird lol but soaking your penis in yogurt or buttermilk will also help the burning.

Well, I periodically have this problem. As every other person in here it seems, lol.

The only "cure" I've come up with so far, is taking a shower. Getting your mind on somethign else also seems to work, but that's usually quite hard when your penis's on fire.

It happens to me not only when I drink, but also when I'm all nice and sober. More frequently when I'm drunk though.

The explaination to this, must be what that guy posted on page 2. Or 3. Whatever, one of them. Semen getting into the bladder. The reason why I believe this is the explaination, is that some of us are experiencing it more frequently than others, some only when drunk, and so on. We all differ physically, as do our penises, so it makes sense, that some penises are more faulty inside than others.
This may also be where the drunk part comes in, ebing all relaxed and stuff. Seems to happen more frequently when I'm tired too by the way, strenghtens the relaxed theory. Best thing in the world, you're tired, it's 2 am on a saturday night, you're kinda turned on, and you decide to jack off before you go to bed. BANG YOUR penis IS ON FIRE! NO SLEEP FOR YOU WITHIN THE HOUR!

Also, when I take a piss afterwards (sometimes it helps, sometimes the pain grows), the flow stops very sudden. Like, you're pissing like a freight train, and then bang, it stops. Definately something blocking the pee in there.

This does not only happen when I pee before or after I masturbate/have sex, but also if I masturbate while I have to pee. Doesn't matter how much I have to pee, or if I pee before or afterwards. Strangely though, this doesn't happen if I decide to jack off in the morning. You know, when you got that giant boner, you gotta pee, but you just can't help it.

But yeah anyways, showering afterwards seems to be the best I can come up with. Also, cold water on the tip of your penis seems to ease the pain, but only for a short while. Never tried whater yet, but I'm gonna stick to showering. Drinkign loads of water, then having to wait 'til you gotta pee, just seems the same as waiting it out.

guys, thanks finally i found somebody like me, its like i masturbate and i lie down to sleep, after sometime like 10 mnts this sensation of discomfort, this sensation of burning wakes me, i go to bathroom lie on the commode with my laptop and start to pee and dribble, until this discomfort and burning sensations fades off, but this is annoying and time consuming, what it could be? anyone has any idea? sometimes i sit on the commode forever until all my lower extremities are numbed, no blood circulation.

ummmm so let me get this straight....you guys have been drinking alcohol since you were 15?
isn't that like.....illegal?    several of you have said its probably from combination of semon, urination
and alcohol, and have had it since you were 15....if thats the case, you've been drinking alcohol since you were 15?

all this can be caused from not drinking enough fluids too ya know.  I highly doubt you've been drinking alcohol since you were 15

Trick to help this:

1. Drink a 16 Fl Oz bottle of water before masturbation/SI

2. Drink another bottle after masturbation/SI

3. Wait about 10 minutes and then go pee

4. Pee as many times as needed after that...

I am 20 and have been having this problem for years, having it now which is what brought me here, some really helpful advice, from what I can gather from this thread in summation, it that it is not an std, it's caused by either a backup of fluids due to some problem in the lining of the urethra, causing semen to go back into the bladder, or possibly that when ejaculation occurs there is a small amount of tearing in the urethra, and the acid from urinating immediately after causes irritation. From what most people are saying it is more common when under the influence of alcohol, or when laying on your back whilst masturbating.  The most common solutions presented here are either to not urinate within 10 minutes of ejaculation.  If you find yourself in this position anyway, then drink allot of water, and periodically go to the bathroom, also distracting yourself can make the process much easier to go through.  So do not worry, there is no immediate harm to this, masturbate less, and happy fapping.

Allright guys, I've had the same problem for like 6 years now (23 years old). And I've decided to wrap things up for you guys reading this topic.

Status
Strong intense burning pain in the penis after sexual intercourse or masturbation, mostly after drinking alcohol or loads of soda. Also a strong urge to urinate which sometimes relieves, but sometimes even increases the pain (Dripping, peeing without actually having to pee).
So that's what we're talking about. Usually it's over within 30-45 minutes. It seems that drinking beer is the main cause and the effects do not occure when drinking wine or stronger beverages.

Causes
I've read almost the entire topic and this is what I found.
- Semen and urine mixxing up and causing burning feelings due to different PH values
- Semen coming into the bladder due to muscle weakening because of alcohol and therefore messing up your "Bladder and Urethra health'
- Irritation caused by stimulating the urethra while having intercourse or masturbating

Solutions
- No masturbation or sex when you drank alcohol (You don't say????? Yes i did say and this advice will probably not be followed by any guy after drinking... We're all turned on f*ckers and when you get to score the girl you do her and you don't care (at least I don't).
- Drinking water at least 30 minutes before masturbating or intercourse (amounts not specified, I advise at least half a litre, also prevents hangovers)
- Masturbate or have intercourse at least 30 minutes AFTER urinating. After the job wait at least 10 minutes before urinating.

So far so good, hope this helps you guys from reading the entire topic. Please don't worry about STD's, you don't have one. Doctors will not know what to do specificly just follow my orders I"m with you guys.

All the best.

Peace from the Netherlands.

Rovaro (23)

thank You for info!

I've actUally been dealing with this problem for a while and never understood why. It's scared me everytime and yes, it's extremely painful. And for some reason, all the times this has happened, i was drinking liquor. Can't say it's ever happened with beer. Could there be a connection?

One more thing to add. Im 19 and about two years ago I had the worst experiences (in this category) that I've ever had. However, during these experiences I was actually on ecstasy rather than alcohol. The symptoms were the exact same except, compared to the symptoms brought on by alcohol, the pain was ten times worse. It felt like my prostate was being stabbed with a knife. And over the course of about an hour the pain became so unbearable that i passed out. This exact situation had happened twice within my club years. Luckily, I've matured enough to never do those stupid drugs again, but that's beside the point. The point that I'm trying to make is that each of the times I have experienced this pain, three common factors have been present.

1. I was under the influence of some substance (alcohol, ecstasy, etc.)

2. It was within an hour of me ejaculating (sex/masturbation)

3. It was within 5 minutes of urination (after ejaculation)

I'm no doctor, but if I were to give it my best shot, I would say the answer lies in simple genetics. Obviously, it would be ignorant to assume that we all suffer the same symptoms given the same specific conditions purely by coincidence. I feel as though we were all born with a similar trait (possibly a recessive gene) that causes us to react in bizarre ways when introduced to alcohol. I don't know if anyone else on this forum can relate to this, but occasionally when I drink my skin breaks out into red splotches all over my chest and back and sometimes spreads to my face as well. Another rare, but very frightening, symptom is when I drink alcohol I get a very sharp and debilitating chest pain that lasts for about 10-20 minutes. The pain feels like a very heavy pressure that can be so intense at times, all I can do is sit down and hope it goes away. These two other symptoms may not be relevant to you guys but it thought that maybe someone here might be dealing with the same problem. Anyways, the only advice I can really give to anybody, is to not drink. Sucks, I know. But, to all the potheads, I'm very pleased to say, I've had no bad symptoms while being high (except for the occasional anxiety attack hehe)

And thanks to everyone who's contributed to this forum, it truly comforts me to know that I'm not alone.

Another one here! actually I'm having it right now and cannot fall asleep... so i thought to run a search on it. 

Same here. Currently on the toilet chugging water.

I noticed this happened to me sometimes (not all the time, 3/4) after drinking beer. I would wack it be fine and 10/15 minutss later my penis is on fire.

I attributed it to thay. But then it started happening sometimes after not drinking beer. I noticed each time while i waz in the...skin fluting process i had to pee. I released my lotus grease and surd enough 10 minutss later im on the toilrt wanting to die.

Its something to do with either:
1) alcohol coming out in piss form just burns, mixed with semen is worst
2) release semen while you have to pee somehow f**ks with your tubes and mixes sh*t
3) something related to acidity/ph values. I dont drink coke though and actually eat healthy 24/7 yet it still happens

i have this problem every now and then but if i wait at least half an hour after urinating to masturbate there is literally no chance of this happening. also, i found a quick way to get rid of the pain if and when the sensation does occur. have you ever noticed how if you place the tip of your penis under the shower head after masturbation, it makes you piss, even if you don't need it? when this happens to me and i'm home, i just jump in the shower and clear my system. this is the best solution i've found so i hope this helps anyone.

i've found a quick way to relieve the pain. have you noticed how if you place the tip of your penis over the showerhead after masturbating, it makes you pee, even if you don't need to? well, whenever this happens to me and i'm at home, i just jump in the shower and clear my system. hope this helps anyone because this is the best solution to this problem i can think of.