Smile at her.
Listen to her.
Laugh with her.
Cry with her.
Believe in her.
Pray with her.
Pray for her.
Cuddle with her.
Shop with her.
Give her jewelry.
Buy her flowers.
Hold her hand.
Write love letters to her.
Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.
How To Treat a Man:
Show up naked.
Bring chicken wings.
Don't block the TV.
now, as for us, I thought you had to show up with a fishin pole and boat too!
swimmin for the fun of it!
oh, I own the poles, have used the outriggers, know how to troll, and the best part was being strapped into the fighting chair... does any of that help in winning your way into a guys' heart?
Modern Version Of The Birds & Bees
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The
answers: "Well son, I guess one day you were going to find out anyway!
"Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set
up a date via e-mail and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a
secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard
drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one
of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete
button, a little Pop-Up appeared nine months later that said:
You got Male.