is it normal for signs of masterbation with my 2 year old girl

Oh njoy, you are certainly normal, and your so funny to boot XD XD Your stories are very interesting and you totally crack me up at times XD XD
Me, normal? Not on your life :-| Maybe in a sense that i don't act like a freakin loon, well not all the time.

Hey Bambi, where the hell did you go to again girl? I need backup. I got njoy, but where did you go?

Sorry Beeb, it's just you and me, Heee, Hee :-S

Heeeere's Johnny >;)

All I have to say is......Is there really a such thing as a "normal" person? I would have to say no to that one :-D

I'm the only normal one here, nurse Ratsh*t.
I came here to help all the rest of you nuts attain my level of sanity. :-S
I have already deputized BB and Bambi.
Would you care to join next, Baby? :-)

If i can't be first deputy i don't wanna play anymore njoy XD XD XD
And where is my tin star ? I wanna be like Matt Dillon, o no, that would be you, then i wanna be Festis, k. And don't forget Ruth which would be my galloping and trusty strong.....jackass :-|

Ohhh Beeb, you'll always be my 1st deputy :-D
But you gotta wear the pink cowboy hat and the spurs. :-S
Bambi can be Miss Kitty. I'll call her Dawn - with the boobs!!! :-P XD

XD XD XD Didn't Miss Kitty say that she had boobs that hung down to her waist o.O Damn, maybe i wanna change my mind as i have always had the "hots" for Marshall Dillon. Okay, i'll still be Festis, but i want to be able to morph into Miss Kitty when the Marshall ever decides to hang his cowboy hat on my 4 poster bed. I think ole Festis had something going with his trusty rusty mule ya know :$

I think she said they're like this: ;-) XD U U ;-)
What is this, boob envy day?
You girls stress as much over boob size as guys do over penis size 8) XD
And we all do it to ourselves for no good reason :-( . >;)
Well, everyone but me 8) I never met a boob I didn't like XD
And I didn't worry about the other thing, It is what it is, and there's nothing I can do about it, anyway.
Or, it WAS what it WAS :-( Now where'd I put my dam magnifying glass? :'(

Where is she anyway? Is she going to leave us here to play alone?
Wow, could we get in trouble :O

Ya wanna go plowing with me today?
It's snowing so hard I can barely see the house across the street.
I feel sorry for those of you who don't get Nor'easters.
Does the lake effect snow get to you, Beeb?
You got YOUR tractor yet? :-S XD XD

Hey njoy, boobs are boobs, eh, like a penis is a penis, but guys can hide their LITTLE imperfections behind a zipper. Women have a harder time unles we use a half a box of tissue, tho guys do use a sock, XD XD XD :

Do you like Ron White? He is a comedian and you will see him a lot on the comedy channel. He has done, You Can't Fix Stupid and They Call Me Tater and the like. Everytime he is on i watch even tho i have seen the same show times before. If you have seen him do you remember the story he told about the older man at the pool, he thought he had a squirrel in his speedos XD XD
I don't know what made me go there %-) I had the pleasure of seeing Ron White in concert about 5 years ago when i went to Fort Hood Texas.

I don't know where Kitty Bambi took off to, i'll have to pm her and tell her to get her rear in gear and get back here.
I'll plow with you today, i'll bring the thermos of hot coffee and you bring the chocolate chip cookies, hmmm. :-|
We got about 6 inches 2 days ago, but nothing since, but it sure is cold. That storm really has derailed a lot of stuff planned. Here in Rochester the airport has several cancellations both ways and Kennedy and LaGuardia have halted flights as well.

I thought the Farmers Almanac said that because we had such a wet summer that winter would go easy on us. Hmmmpphh, damn almanac >;) We do get a lot of Lake effect tho but we have not been snowed in, not yet anyway but i'm sure we will be.
As far as my tractor XD XD XD I told him i wanted it and he asked me if i had fallen and bumped my damn head. But i will get it, it's my gift, what i'm going to do with it i have no idea. Hey i know, i will let him rent it from me for 500 bucks a month. He's an ass that schmuck.

Well Beeb, I have to admit, tiny ones really turn me. I like to run my hands up and down over them like playing a washboard. My son shocked his mother one time many years ago when he said: "Mom, you're really lucky dad likes little ones". I have often wondered what causes our likes and dislikes. My other great turn on is a shaved clam. Both of those could relate to my experience with the neighbor girls when I was eight, I suppose. We enjoyed exploring, and there was nothing negative It was just plain nice times.

I couldn't imagine stuffing something in my pants if I was out trolling. If I made a catch, I'd expect to get castrated at the revelation. o.O Or maybe even get my foreskin sewn shut ! :O

An old man in speedos? Bleccchhhh ! Who the hell would want to see that? We're lucky our wives get old along with us.
I'll have to watch him.

There was a female stand up comic I used like a few years ago. I haven't seen her lately. She sounded British and used to do a lot of jokes about her husband and housework. I can't think of her name. Before she had the TV show, I remember Roseanne doing stand up. One about going to the dentist. When she sat in the chair she took him by the balls and said "We're not going to hurt each other, are we?"

YOU bring the chocolate chip cookies and I'll plow all the way to Buffalo. :-D I saw a big tub of Nestles Toll House cookies on the way into the market last week. I couldn't help myself, I bought it. When I got home and opened it I found nothing but raw cookie dough. After I got over my initial pissed offness, a few days later, I opened it again and was going to try baking them myself. Then I discovered I had to buy a bag of chocolate chips to put the toll in toll house. I don't know what happened to the tub of deception. I haven't seen it since. Hey, the cover on that container DID say Toll House cookies. It didn't say it was a do it yourself kit ----- with half the kit missing.

I had to run out and buy a battery for my plow Jeep last night. I thought it was only a couple years old. It was 6. That's what happens when you get to my age. Every thing seems to get short o.O 8-| including time.

Go Pats ! ! ;-)

hi i have y 2 year old son he rocks back and forward on the sofa andwhen you lay down on the floor hell cuddle over youre belly and rock health proffesionals say it is normal , i have had his dad saying allsorts you can imaging and we have broken up because of this, im at my weitts end he only does it now and then and i stop him and find something else for him to do

SOMETIMES it is normal. From personal experience it can result from the baby being manipulated/stimulated. If it is child sexual abuse (more common than we can imagine) it will definitely lead to a life of sexual confusion. Check out the caregivers and talk to your pediatrician.

It is totally normal. My 4 1/2 year old has been doing this since she was 10 months old. I talked to her doctor and he even said it is.. From day one that part of their body is "alive". Some people think its not true, but ask any pediatrician....

I am a female soon to be 28 I was very young when I started this very similar thing? I have no Idea how I learned it other then it something I did and felt good.It embarrassed my family.I also went through a lot of neglect and abuse some of which I can't put together....Could this indeed be caused by abuse? Please if any help me with what's wrong with me.

Go to hell