Yh i know its f*****g horrible i used it for a month and then i was legit really scared for my health and c**p i ended up being fine in the end but still it hurrrrrrrttttttsss
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holy c**p even im looking for a lube which wont draw attention from my family members since i do it at night when everyones asleep, i used oil at first but my mom was REALLy suspicious and foud out i took out the bottle from her room.
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Buy your own bottle of baby oil, if your mother asks why just say you apply it to your body after showering to keep your skin soft or do what most guys do and masturbate dry.
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Can't see any reason it wouldn't be other than its consistency might be a bit think so your hand doesn't glide up an down the shift easy
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Yes... It melts and turns into oil best nut ive ever had jacking off. It feels just like a wet p***y, and makes you want to jack again immediately
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i litterally thrust my penis in the jar of miracle whip/ kraft real mayo(both give me the best sensation) while i imagine myself getting a fellatio from a girl with big lips and huge tits. miracle whip and kraft mayo make me shoot massive loads and say "HNNNNG! SWALLOW IT !"
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For some reason spit for jerking off doesn't work for me. It dries up quick and then starts to pull and chafe
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DO NOT use any soaps shampoo conditioners. Baby oil, coconut oil, mineral oil, olive oil are the best honestly and are typically very cheap $$ wise. And then you have ky jelly and stuff like that but I prefer oily lubes. They get a bit messy at times but it's worth it IMO. But if you wanna go with a lube specifically made for jerkin it but want to avoid the potential embarrassment with the cashier just go to a self checkout register.
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Vaseline and baby oil works great I start with 1 teaspoon of baby oil then mix them together and leave it sit open for 2 days and stir occasionally it's thick and slick! Just add more baby oil until you get the right consistency!
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Try baby lotion also Vaseline and baby oil mix is great 1 teaspoon of baby oil mix the 2 well together then leave the container open for 2 days so it thickens stir occasionally then add more baby oil until you get the consistency you want thick and slick!
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Don’t use soap. It gets sticky fast and doesn’t glide well and can burn. If soap is your only option, make sure you have a cup of water at arms reach and apply a little water once it starts to get dry. I’ve found hair gel actually works the best and surprisingly, Murphys oil makes an awesome lube that stays slick for awhile. It well also give a lemon fresh scent in the room which is just another added bonus. I think any of us guys become a master at finding something to use as lube in a pinch. However those listed above are meant to be used EXTERNALLY for self fun. Not for sex lube.
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