mastrabating for guys fake vaginas

take a bannana and heat it up for 10 sec. then put duct tape on the bannana and cut off the stem at about an inch and squeeze th filling out and f**k that 

chaos12345 wrote:

hi, im 17 yr old asian male. alright, if you wanna make a fake vagina, i have several ways of doing it.
BEFORE I SAY ANYTHING, I am not some crazy pervert. i am fairly popular at school, have a very pretty gf, im a kind person. this is for anyone who might reply with negative comments.

First is, if u have a cold pack (a.k.a ice pack) just get that and just use it as a vagina. this is pretty simple.

For hardcore masturbation, i take it to the extremes, i might as well share it with u.

#1: get a bubble wrap, wrap it in a pipe looking shape, get shampoo (i use dove since its white and creamy looking), get a lot of it actually. this next part may sound kinda disturbing, but i take a sharpie, (with the cap on) i also put the shampoo on it and i stick it about 3-5 inches inside my ass. then with the bubble wrap I put it firmly on the wall and i move forwards and backwards. when ur bout to cum, get down on the floor and cum on ur self. it will be more pleasurable.

#2: get a paper towel tube, stuff a plastic bag with soft substances, err, shampoo, etc. and u know what to do after.


that is basically it, in my opinion, its better to just download a hentai or lesbian vids and just jack off to it. don't watch male and female sex as those are very lame since they all make fake noise and its pretty annoying to see girls faking it. hentai and lesbian sex are somewhat better. if u need specific links to download, just ask me.

i like u your very smart fellow

i took a toilet paper roll and took a thin flexible sandwich baggi filled it with lube or lotion or shampoo. pull the plastic baggy full of loob into the toilet paper roll and ake it so the plastic bag fits all around, your going to have some more of bag coming out one side of the roll. use that side to warm by dipping in HOT water put lotion into the space between the plastic hole and have fun thrusting.

Well I see people have been using the card part of the toilet roll but after removing the card tube use the tissue roll and put a condom in that and roll the end around the tissue roll this is much tighter and stretchier than using the card tube

If you build one, You Will Cum

have fun all

you can just use a pillow just shape it like a v

u are on the website too. u get a life

thank you that felt greaat went to town W/lube+glove+towel+chair=BLEUSCHY EVERYWHERE

What if your to big for the cardbord roll

Hi, I tryed mutiple things to mastrubate sutch as: a toiletpaper roll (empty) with bubble wrap in it (not the best but it works), wrapping a towel around my penis (quiet good), vaseline (good, real good. its ever better to use it with a towel around your penis with vaseline.). but I want a realistic feeling fake vagina... i saw pringles cans with foam in ti etc. but do one of u have a better idea? plz reply :) thx

Nothing wrong with artificial vaginas. The real thing is not as amazing as some people make out. It is good in a different way to masturbating or using an artificial vagina. It's more about emotions, thinking about the other person, less about pleasure. Artificial vaginas and masturbating are only about pleasure. Have fun!

put your hands together look at your fingertips and then turn it around you should see a form of a vagina.

Im 14 and desperate to make a fake vagina plz reply with any good tips :)

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