bit***s im 31and i get the urge to pee like hell after sex sometimes. My beautiful girl gets it too rarely. Its caused by too much beer or water in your bladder. So its irritated by sex or masturbating. Best thing really is? Go and play game, have another beer, go for a walk, wash the dishes.... Just get your mind busy! Best recipie ever! So i was there now im here.... Im telling you now..... Distract yourselfs with anything! Only cure to this funny sh*t
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I am 19 years of age and I too am experiencing the same problems as well as symptoms although it started happening for a year or two . once I started excessively masterbating the symptoms have gotten severe . So much so I am resorting to wear adult diapers to work just so I can live with what little pride I have . Currently looking for cure
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seems like half the comments i read here actually come from kiddos that spend too much time on hentaihaven lol
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I have found the perfect solution (for me - I really hope this helps someone as I was pretty amazed when I found it!):
Before masterbating make SURE you have some pee stored up in your bladder (drink some water and wait 15-30 mins if not). After masterbating, roll your penis from bottom to top with your hand (to get the worst of the semen out of the shaft). Now is the IMPORTANT BIT: go to the toilet, sit down (to stop piss going everywhere), and firmly squeeze the bottom of your penis with your hand. Really try to get as far down the shaft as you can (i.e. push into your body a bit). When you try to piss, very little should come out (because you are squeezing). Now, in short bursts, reduce the pressure to allow some piss through (and try to push the piss out faster too). This nicely clears any blockage in the part of the tube that you are squeezing. Repeat, moving up the shaft until the top (try not to run out of piss!), and viola! - a nice clean, unirritated penis - ready for a rinse (in the shower) and repeat (tomorrow)! HTH -Brad
Before masterbating make SURE you have some pee stored up in your bladder (drink some water and wait 15-30 mins if not). After masterbating, roll your penis from bottom to top with your hand (to get the worst of the semen out of the shaft). Now is the IMPORTANT BIT: go to the toilet, sit down (to stop piss going everywhere), and firmly squeeze the bottom of your penis with your hand. Really try to get as far down the shaft as you can (i.e. push into your body a bit). When you try to piss, very little should come out (because you are squeezing). Now, in short bursts, reduce the pressure to allow some piss through (and try to push the piss out faster too). This nicely clears any blockage in the part of the tube that you are squeezing. Repeat, moving up the shaft until the top (try not to run out of piss!), and viola! - a nice clean, unirritated penis - ready for a rinse (in the shower) and repeat (tomorrow)! HTH -Brad
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i too faced the same problem and my remedy to it is that drink 3-4 glasses of water and sit in a position with your legs close to your abdomen . it works for me and hopefully it will do for everyone.
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This is very common issue, i think we all face this. I csn give u a tip:
Pee before masturbation
Ejaculate fully, rub penis with fingers from bottom to toe.
Pee before masturbation
Ejaculate fully, rub penis with fingers from bottom to toe.
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Damn it hurts so much! I do my masturbating usually in the middle of the night and i just have to suck it up. Its kinda ironic how I had one of the best feelings ill ever have, orgasm, to having the worst feeling in pain.
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Usually this happens to me when I have done cocaine or have been drinking alcohol while on cocaine, maybe dehydration? Has happened after sex and masterbation, the feeling of needing to piss with no urine to expel is awful and can even give you hemeroids( never happened to me but I can see it happening) haven’t found a solution although it hasn’t happened in months, I also stopped drinking and using cocaine as much as I used to... to me it seems like dehydration or some kind of prostate irritation from the substance
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Lol guys nothing to worry bout finally got word just pee before you ejaculate. I had the same problem only happened when I needed to pee before master bating it’s been 4 years now no problem. Try it out.
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holy c**p im glad i skipped the 10 pages to find someone with the solution that i had found that works. when you have sex or mastrubate your urthetra becomes inflamed. depending on the toxins in your body (urine is your bodies waste) at the time if you pee right after you ejaculate your urethra will become irritated causing the sensation to need to pee though you have no urine in your bladder. its all infamation i have tried cold water etc but just sitting on the toilet with a laptop and watching netflix is the best solutions for 45 minutes. you could try and antiimflamatory such as ibuprofen but bt the time your body has reached therapeutic range the issue will have resolved itself.
EMPTY YOUR BLADDER BEFORE EJACTULATION
{30 y/o male wife kids, critical care paramedic with 11 year experience)
EMPTY YOUR BLADDER BEFORE EJACTULATION
{30 y/o male wife kids, critical care paramedic with 11 year experience)
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Don’t pee 30 min or less before you mastervate. That’s what does it. And if you have to pee when you start, don’t do it. Go pee, wait 30 min then start.
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