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my grandpa's were "what the hell??"

i dunno what mine are yet... i think i might just sing some nonsensical song (the kind you hum when your bored outta your face waiting in line for something). :)


how about you?

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Is the curling iron on?
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i will save you a seat
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put it on my tombstone: I told you I was sick!
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Is there poop coffee where I'm goin?
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On my tombstone I would like "Fu*k the EPA" but I don't think my wife would do it. So I'll have to settle for "Will there be Mogen David in heaven?"

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If I don't die in my sleep, then I hope it's something like "Oh s&*t!".
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"Hey, what are you doing here" - based on the fact that i imagine God sending my father to get me when i'm invited onward
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It had to happen someday
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since i imagine the moment of our death to be the ultimate realization and justification of all the perceived wrongs and pain that we have endured on earth -- our own personal enlightenment-- a sort of answering to all our longings and questions -- mine would most likely be: Holy c**p, NOW you tell me............. edited to say--- HOLY c**p. Look at the number of my post. 666 and it is about my last words on earth. Keltic gets bonus points for giving me the heads up here
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