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....the Office Irritant just came to ask me if I'm really busy.
I answered "Yes."
But I'm really not.
So very not.

I just don't want to do the inane little task that she has lined up because it's more than likely something she knows how to do but is playing stooopid so she won't have to.

Am I going to hell?

Will I go to hell and die?

Will the Lucifer plan a very special hell for me where I am the sole go-to person for the Office Irritant?

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As long as the office irritant doesn't catch you looking at internet porn later, you should be okay.

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She probably wouldn't notice, she's so wrapped up in her "issues".

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:)
I have three here at work who are just like that.
So much so that I have a email folder in MS Office called "Hell" so are there emails go there without my ever seeing it in my inbox.
Back to your going to hell ?.
I you're not going......cause if you do...there are plenty of us in your situation to keep you company. :)
S99
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LIAR...LIAR <yelled in my best Carole Kane voice>
Better wear your asbestos clothing just in case you do end up there.
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Or as long as said irritant doesn't super-impose your face on some internet porn. :eek2:

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If you do, you'll be in good company! Maybe Satan will let us have our own little running club. That truly would be hell for me, as much as I hate to train in the heat.

Just think of her as hell on earth!
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I thought it was proved a long ago that we're all going to hell. Most religions say you will if you don't belong to them and most of us do not belong to more than one religion therefore everyone is heading to hell.

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Dear Mary Poppins, IF you go to Hell do not worry, your violation only puts you at the first level of hell. kind of like minimum security prison. NOW for the rest of, may i suggest an old favorite tune. Sam Cooke - Chain Gang Buy this album! <sound of steel on steel> interspersed with (hooh! aah! hooh!) I hear somethin' sayin' (hooh! aah!) (hooh! aah!) (hooh! aah!) (hooh! aah!) (Well, don't you know) That's the sound of the men working on the chain ga-a-ang That's the sound of the men working on the chain gang All day long they're singin' (hooh! aah!) (hooh! aah!) (hooh! aah!) (hooh! aah!) (Well, don't you know) That's the sound of the men working on the chain ga-a-ang That's the sound of the men working on the chain gang All day long they work so hard Till the sun is goin' down Working on the highways and byways And wearing, wearing a frown You hear them moanin' their lives away Then you hear somebody sa-ay That's the sound of the men working on the chain ga-a-ang That's the sound of the men working on the chain gang Can't ya hear them singin' Mm, I'm goin' home one of these days I'm goin' home see my woman Whom I love so dear But meanwhile I got to work right he-ere (Well, don't you know) That's the sound of the men working on the chain ga-a-ang That's the sound of the men working on the chain gang All day long they're singin', mm My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my work is so hard Give me water, I'm thirsty FADE My work is so hard
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