I had the same problem. Used to get "Monkey Butt" all the time. I started taking a Metamucil fiber supplement and my problem dissapeared. The few times I have forgotten my Metamucil for a few days...The old problem comes right back.
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That's normal man, the best way to get rid of that is to wash your ass everytime you defecate with soap and water even if it's 2 or 3 times a day you will see you won't have that problem anymore...also if you have powder around powder your ass.......and it will eliminate any unwanted ass smell..............
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Guys, this is really sounds like "chipotle problem" like in Southpark cartoon serie...
Anyway there are many awful advices here - one guy recommended salt enema washing, other guy - even some operation on ass...are they CRAZY? Surgical Operation on ass?
I wouldn't recommend to make enema with salt - it's not for everyone because salt can damage inwards of your intestine and bring bigger problems after.
The PROBLEM IS IN FOOD. This is because of what you're eating. And the food in USA is awful and poisonous - after starting using Gene-Modified crops and after products containing such substances comes on the shelves of all US stores - statistics of intestinal diseases increased in population. Also the other problem which comes from Gene-Modified crops is the poisonous vegetables - why? Because for example after farmers start using Gene-Modified soybean culture - they've got a new super weeds which damages crops and very strong against pesticides and herbicide - so to fight weed farmers are now using 3 times more chemicals than past times - so the vegetables after that containing 3 times more poison then ever. You won't find any farmer after this which agrees to eat it's own harvest - he knows that it's dangerous for health. So, not all food and vegetables are healthy and yeah bio-products are very expensive.
I'm recommending everyone with this problem - go to the Proctologist first - it is the special doctor which study anal's and after that changing something in your food ration.
Anyway there are many awful advices here - one guy recommended salt enema washing, other guy - even some operation on ass...are they CRAZY? Surgical Operation on ass?
I wouldn't recommend to make enema with salt - it's not for everyone because salt can damage inwards of your intestine and bring bigger problems after.
The PROBLEM IS IN FOOD. This is because of what you're eating. And the food in USA is awful and poisonous - after starting using Gene-Modified crops and after products containing such substances comes on the shelves of all US stores - statistics of intestinal diseases increased in population. Also the other problem which comes from Gene-Modified crops is the poisonous vegetables - why? Because for example after farmers start using Gene-Modified soybean culture - they've got a new super weeds which damages crops and very strong against pesticides and herbicide - so to fight weed farmers are now using 3 times more chemicals than past times - so the vegetables after that containing 3 times more poison then ever. You won't find any farmer after this which agrees to eat it's own harvest - he knows that it's dangerous for health. So, not all food and vegetables are healthy and yeah bio-products are very expensive.
I'm recommending everyone with this problem - go to the Proctologist first - it is the special doctor which study anal's and after that changing something in your food ration.
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Last thing - bio-products are not guaranteed- Gene-Modified crops problems are out of control already.
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Definitely can't be enlarged prostate or prostate cancer - im 15 and have had this problem since i was about 12 and i know for a fact that i dont have an enlarged prostate/developing prostate cancer (is that even possible at my age???)
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As with everyone else, I to have the same problem. Every morning I take a shower, making sure i thoroughly clean and dry my butt. Then when I have to c**p, I make sure I get all I can out. I wipe in both directions until all the c**p is gone. Then I take a sheet of TP, and kind off push it in my anus and rub around until it is all gone. I use a mirror and use my hand to wipe off any TP pieces still left, then I apply gold bond to the entire area. NONE of this seems to help. I have never been told personally that it is me, however people say that it smells like ass when I am around them. It is very bothersome because I am embarrassed to talk to my doc or even my parents about it. And when I wipe later in the day,(like an hour or two later), I have c**p residue. I tried those sphincter exercises that help tighten your butt Hole, but when I do those regularly, I become constipated. Anyone else have that problem!
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It is totally normal. When you ejaculate, your muscles in your butt force your anus liquid out, therefore leaving behind a sweatlike clear liquid.
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Strange as it may seem a chlorine pool for an hour, fixed the problem for two days maybe four days, and an old Mexican remedy (was raised there) is Lysol but only the concentrate kind original.. then mix a couple of caps fully in a bowl of water ( your choice hot/cold) and splash on area, stings very slightly then all pain disappears, use often. I know it worked after child birth and i thought it crazy, but family was in and insisted it would stop all pain, and it did.
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Try a pool, the chlorine fixes it immediately. Or an old fix used for these issues ... A warm bowl of water with Lysol concentrate a little a first splash on area and rinse. It will sting but only a little, then heats up, but in less than ten minutes all pain is gone. Use until you are no longer suffering.
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Use Imodium. It's to prevent diarrhea but it works for this as well.
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Wow, I'm not the only one.
So how to stop it?
What is "Warm salt water enema"? What do I do?
haha, are you sure you'd like to know?
I found this thread by googling, since I have the same problem, but if an enema is the solution then I'll prefer the sweat.
Its so annoying that when I masturbate my underwear get soaked from sweat and it goes through my shorts and leaves a wet mark on the chair.. And it smells way worse than regular sweat. Wish there was a solution, other than the enema that is.
Use Imodium. It's to prevent diarrhea but it works for this as well.
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We have two different kinds of sweat glands: eccrine sweat glands and apocrine sweat glands. Eccrine sweat glands cover most of the body and are predominantly responsible for thermoregulation. Its secretions are mostly water and salt. Apocrine sweat glands exist only in the armpits and crotch and, after the onset of puberty, secrete a sweat which is laced with certain fatty proteins. Bacteria feed upon these proteins and release an odorous substance. This is what we are smelling.
http://www.harford.edu/faculty/SSchaeffer/BIO%20203/Skin%20outline.pdf
http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/576458/sweat-gland
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweat_glands
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C'mon man, you're trying really hard to sound like the doctor you wish you were. I've always had a sweaty crack and I haven't died yet. I will agree that the wet wipes help a lot. Keep them handy to get yourself clean and then you won't smell as musky.
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I too have this same problem. I am surprised ive heard so many people with it. I shower every tim i c**p. And i find myself going to the bathroom at work or college just to wipe my ass. There arent any stains. But its like its sweaty. I dont smell anything but people always seem to smell something when im around. Even though noone has said it to me i know my ass feels sweaty and im self concious about it. I try so hard to be clean and fresh and im too embarrassed to tell Anyone. SAS is a silent killer bcuz i too have quit a job and left school early during a exam because when my ass feels sweaty people seem to smell something. But i dont and i it gets worse when i think about if i smell
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I just noticed leakage yesterday and I am heading straight to the doctors today. You should never mess around w/anything that is not normal for the body as you never know what could be going on inside! See a doctor asap!
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I do a lot of sitting at a desk job and drive 45 minutes each way to work and back. For two years I have suffered from "sweaty ass". Almost sounds like a punch line to a joke but it is far from funny, it is debilitating! You are in pain down there, things get raw and sting, itch and hurt. When I do get time to go hiking about 10 minutes into the hike I would hurt so bad I would have to turn back. I thought I had hemorrhoids and was too embarrassed to go to the doctor. I tried to self diagnose and used Preparation H, Vitamin E, Witch Hazel, salves and everything else that I read on the internet to try and fix it myself. Finally when it was too unbearable and it had a life altering effect I went to the doctor. Turns out all I had was Jock Itch (2 years of effin Jock Itch!) which is just a yeast infection. The doc gave me a powerful cream to put in the affected area. This did okay for a while but then the jock itch would return after a few days. So I took foot powder, sprinkled some on some tp and rubbed it all over the affected area. It worked great! Dried up the area and killed whatever bacteria it was causing the problem, the itch, sting, anal leakage, everything is gone! I also use a donut pillow that I sit on while driving long distances to help keep from aggravating that area as well. So far so good and I can hike, exercise and enjoy sex again. I would recommend going to your doctor first, getting a proper diagnosis and ask if foot powder can be used as a possible solution. I don't know if all foot powders work but the one I used was Lamisil which you can find at any local drug store, took 3 applications before it was gone. I felt your pain and hopefully this will be the answer for you! Best wishes!
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