How do I hump my teddy bear

close your bedroom door and try to not make too much noise when you start to orgasm. I promise the teddy won't tell anyone :) Enjoy the orgasms!

easily, just lay your bear on bed, and get naked and riding it like a horse... 

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depends on what you mean with no one finding out? and if you are a boy or girl? if you mean finding out as some one hearing you moan etc just try keep quiet or do it when no one is around. if you mean to find out as making stains on the teddy then just dont finish on it...or if your a boy then you can use a condom..no one will know or find out. now on the how. if you are a girl just put him on the bed and sit on it face with your vigina sticking its nose up there and go back and fourth on it. if boy then many ways to do it you can use its face/body/back etc just lay flat with your erected penis on its face/back and just squash its face/back down into the bed and go back and fourth thrusting it hard. go faster or bang him harder as you please. you can also cut a hole where crotch is and shove it in there too..but kinda obvious if someone finds it. i have many stuffed bears for doing nasty stuff to. im a boy and i love to f**k them all realy hard. i lay down on there face/back and i thrust them and bang them really really hard. ill squash there face under my crotch and then thrust slam and bang them in with all my strength. i also love to f**k its hole in and just slam my penis in it with no mercy and enjoy watching its body and stuffing get stabbed fast non stop by my penis. i love to just bang its face into pulp and then after i flatten its face into a pancake i just ejaculate all over him