I work at a hospital and recently a boy aged 18 was trasported by ambulance to the emergency room because he had a screwdriver up his butt, handle end first. Apparently, he must have gone too far and lost control of the business end as well as the handle. The muscles of the colon got a hold of it and kept it firmly in place. He was at home and too embarrassed to tell his parents, so he walked down the street to the police station and had them call an ambulance. He was transported face down on a stretcher to the emergency room where the screwdriver had to be surgically removed. He claimed he was "experimenting" when this happened. Of course, the hospital had to notify the parents who had the health insurance coverage. Can you imagine the bill on that one: one ambulance ride and one screwdriver surgically removed from the anus. That could be over a thousand dollar "experiment." The embarrassment alone must have been worse than the procedure. I can picture his mom & dad will probably make him get a summer job to pay them back for that one. Moral of the story: Don't stick anything up your butt that isn't made for that purpose. Just imagine turning up at the hospital and explaining the nature of your injury...that should be enough to stop you from using a tools for masturbation in the future. I know it's called a screwdriver and all, but tools should not go up the butt.
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i like to use toothbrushed and sometimes screwdrivers or carrots, i like to use alot of vasaline as lube, it works great.
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Try cucumbers, zucchini, carrots. When you are done you can destroy the evidence in the garbage disposal, or make a salad.
Handy household lubes for anal sex include toothpaste, Tabasco sauce, and "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter".
Remember, putting things up your butt makes you gay. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a racist homophobe.
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I found and use this pump soap bottle, it's smaller at the base for insertion then expands to just over 2" then back to the base size so that there is no need to concentrate on holding it inside. I have a Jacuzzi and setting a jet just right is better than any vibrator you can find. I've been using my but this way as far back as my memory will take me, so enjoy the feelings
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I have been pushing things up my butt from an early age and the largest my bone structure will allow is about 2 3/8 "x 3" and that's where my rectum turns to follow my back, I'm not saying you're egagerating but the only thing I've ever seen on the internet that comes close is a woman using a 1" very soft to go around the curves 23" long. I would really have to see this to actually believe it. As for deep throating it, no way. It's stories like this that cause the unknowing to try and end up in the Emerged dept looking very shy
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