i like to shove things up my butt while i jack off but im 14 and cant buy a dildo what can i use?

I would love to meet up and have some fun! I'm 17 male and I live In Folsom

I also live in sacromento and would love to try and meet up with anyone that is interested. Im a bi sexual male 17 years old

try using a zucchini or carrot and always put a condom on it to keep any bugs outta your but, And use plenty of KY or failing that most hand moisturisers and or body butter - massage cream is good.

Get a foot

vegitable oil is one of the worst things to use as this can cause yeast and other infections.

Buy a hex bug nano. The container is perfect!

I can help

I put various thing sin my butt. Once I found my moms huge 9.5 inch vibrator and turned it one full all the way I'm my ass down the the base, I kept it in all day and night It was amazing, but once I put a radish in my ass, I use moms lube, astroglide, or Vaseline

same problem. I try sticking a foam rocket up my ass, but it got all these brown spots on them and they wouldnt come off. im so busted. also, it was too small. WAY too small. ;)

Here is a DIY project

Get an old shirt you don't need

Cut two pieces about an inch thicker than your desired width and length

Sew them together but leave a hole in the bottom

You need to to stuff it tightly with something (rest of the shirt maybe) 

Sew up the bottomNow you will rap it up with tape tightly (any tape) except the tip. (This will form head of penis)

Now put a condom over it, or a balloon if a condom is too difficult to get

Now enjoy, but work it in slowly, you don't want to hurt yourself 

 

This will also give you the sturdiness you need and the flexibility of a real penis

just find a good gay friend who is old enough to buy you what you want.

The first time i put something in my butt, I was 13, and it was only my fingers at first, using my spit and pre-cum as lube.

I later used a toothbrush, toothbrush case & even tried the plunger in the bathroom with Vaseline for lube. The plunger was better, I went much deeper, and it felt good to ride it, looking down at my penis sticking straight out.

Soon I realized that when playing with your anus, the best things to do/have are:

1. Privacy! The best place is your own bedroom.

2. Lube! Vaseline is normally available. If you cant find anything, use your own spit! Your spit may not last very long, so grab a glass of water beforehand, it helps to keep your mouth wet. Add more spit to your anus as you feel it getting dry. Too much is never bad!

3. Good Toy! GLASS BOTTLES are perfectly smooth, and clean off easy. Cologne or Perfume bottles work great, as do plastic lotion bottles(check the bottom for a sharp piece in the center). 

P.S.

After experimenting for years, I figured out a solution to a common masturbation problem faced by thousands of teens, both male and female: "I don't have anything good to put inside me when I masturbate!'

Here's the solution: Anytime your parents buy you a consumable product(an item intended to be used up and then replaced), remember these things: 

1 - Pick something the parents will expect you to want.

2 - Get something that's in a glass bottle.

3 - Pick something that you feel is the "perfect size" in length and width, for your anus or vagina 

4 - Repeat the process when you want something larger...

Use an uncooked hotdog

Hey if you want i can come by at give u a nice shoving up you ass im seventeen if ur interested just reply ill come by right away