Hello, I'm back after a deeper understanding of what "editing" meant. I am definitely moving to some other subject. Haven't we buried this one yet. A normal woman can accommodate ten or eleven or twelve or even a bit more. Length is not the primary issue. Sure lube is great but most condoms are now available with lube and one of the anti viral agents as well.
MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANYTHING THUS FAR IS TO TALK. TALK ABOUT ALL THE INTRODUCTORY "STUFF." AND AS YOU MOVE TOWARD SEX IT'S TIME TO FIRST TALK ABOUT SEX. This is where Mister Happy will tell you he's got twelve hot inches for you. So far no great shakes. Wear protection and if you're uncomfortable tap him on the shoulder with a hammer (not actually a hammer, but when some guys get going they're faster than Superman and a Mighty Locomotive.
I agree most heartily that he needs to know how to use his large penis. Twelve inches is nice for mixing drinks, and not much fun to swallow. Boys generally know very little about sex. You have no idea how sad that makes me. I'd love to hear from a guy that's got 18 inches but knows how to use his tongue and his fingers and his nose and his toes and knows every inch of himself and a woman. Teaching sex in college I was depressed beyond description by how little men knew about THEIR OWN BODIES.
First, let's remember the point of sex is NOT ORGASM. If you believe that then stay home. If all you want is to cum, why bother getting all cleaned up and dressed up. See, what you don't know is your own intuition is YELLING AT THE TOP OF IT'S "LUNGS" "hey kid, there's more to sex than Climax. Notice the word...... climax. That should tell you something. Ejaculation or orgasm alone, yes you can learn to do so much more, is not was you're gunning for. It's being tied to the bed (by someone you know and trust.... and still check that there's no line in the hall) But tie his ass up, hands and feet and spread 'em. Now get a whole box of stuff from around your room...... hand lotion..... silk scarves.... feather boas...... rope....... heavy string....... heavy stuff you can tie on the string...... and play it by ear....... NO VEGETABLE PEELERS (kills the mood). Now with a boa alone in about ten minutes you can have him hard and wanting to cum. Let him know, that won't be happening for quite a while. If you have a heavy dog chain (NOT FOR HIS NECK) take the chain and drag it over his balls and penis slowly, and sometimes faster. And don't forget his toes and his pits and his bellybutton and the backs of his knees (for men and women, a little experimenting with the back of the knee will yield a goldmine, if you are patient). Play with his nipples...... no response........ pinch his nipples and pull them. put some saliva on your fingers, grab a nipple and tell HIM to pull his nipple free (he IS part of this deal). Tell him you'll had ten minutes for every five seconds it takes to free his nipple. Don't pull them off, but guys are not used to their nipples being involved (he may think it's gay...... no laughing for longer than five minutes....... or he may think it will turn him gay. If only homosexuals all over the world knew this) Buy some clothes pins with the metal spring and attach them to him. I've heard guys brag about how many they can attach to their scrotum's. Ask you guy if he'd like to try for a world record...... before you start. You can put them all around his pecs you can put them on the loose skin around the head of his penis. You can put them up and down the inside of his arms (outside he won't notice). Take the soft string and wrap it around his testicles, not too tight, but enough to keep it there. Guys can wear leather gear for the balls for over an hour or two, and some of those suckers are tight. So once his little marble bag is nicely tied above his marbles, hang it over the edge of the bed and start tying things on it. Save your bowling ball for a guy into S&M..... a book, you know what you have in your rooms better than I. But in the end if he refuses to move because it feels like you're pulling them off, and they look just fine, disregard it and suggest he change his major to drama. I wish I could tell you more, but there are about a million different things you can do during sex, while he is literally begging you to grab his Johnson and get him off (this is a great time to say, "Well, now you know how I feel when you finish, turn over and go to sleep. It never hurts to add a blindfold. It's fun to feel things and have no ides what's making you feel like that, don't be afraid to tickle his whole sack and what's under it, and the line you can feel that divides the body in half. That line is called the perineum and is a gift from GOD. I promise you he uses it when alone. I'm not sure why boys are reticent to have it touched, maybe it makes them women, BABY OIL is a miracle, grease him up and he'll look great. If his body is cut, and you can see every muscle, slop on baby oil, and one way to spread it around is with YOUR BODY. Never forget. you can ride his greasy leg, or sit on him so he can try to reach your fun parts.
At some point, when he's bad, you have to spank him. Start with your hand (I'd suggest you tie his hands together (learn how to tie so he can't possibly get out, but his hands don't fall off. e.g. take a rope and wrap it around his wrist several times not too tightly, and not loose, next leave a space between hands and wrap the same part of the rope around that wrist. NOW to give him a fun time trying to get out, take all the rope that's left and wrap it round and round the rope between his hands, the more you wrap the more secure his hands are bound. PRACTICE. You can also tie hands together that are wrist over wrist, and you learn how by trying it. Practice on other girls, guys will make you think you've got him, and then laugh when they get out of it in twenty seconds. See that's enough for a spanking right there.
Spankings. Ladies, boys can handle a LOT of spanking. Watch the frats that use paddles (Oh I know, none of them still do this.... sure) The ass turns pink, the red (nothing) and now he's beginning to feel it, as you continue get your hairbrush, and give him ten whacks on each cheek with each side. If they're getting a bit black and blue or getting welts, you can call it a day. I'm a lot crueler than that. They remember that I spanked them for at least a week every time they sit down. This is done in class for "the dog ate my homework" or "my girlfriend is insatiable" which means he doesn't know squat about what he's doing. If you're into piston sex, i.e. ion and out and in and out and in and out. After about two minutes most women can read a book, paint their nails, watch an episode of "South Park" and time how long it takes you to start with..... oh oh oh oh oh oh God I'm cummmmmmmmmmm ing. If she wants more that's not insatiable. It means she only had time to do her nails on one hand.
This is why you kids especially have to demand a course in HUMAN SEXUALITY........ Actually, if I had my way one semester would be Human Female Sexuality (boys and girls in separate rooms)....... and Male Human Sexuality also separating boys and girls. WHY? Well ladies, how many guys are going to ask anything about sex that makes them sound inexperienced with YOU sitting there. I've had guys not know WHAT THE CLITORIS IS, LET ALONE HOW TO FIND IT. DO YOU HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT THEIR HANDS WILL GO ZOOMING UP WHEN I ASK "HOW MANY GUYS DON'T KNOW WHAT A CLITORIS IS?" GREAT, THEN LET'S HAVE A QUIZ...... AND HALF THE GUYS FLUNK BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE MEATUS WAS OR WHERE THE URETHRA WAS AND WHAT IT DID.
I'VE TOLD THIS BEFORE, BUT I LIKE IT SO. I WROTE LABIA ON THE BOARD AND ASKED THE BOYS (NO GIRLS) WHERE THE LABIA WERE? i GOT A BIG BLANK STARE. i SAID, "OK , POINT TO YOUR CLITORIS." AND THEY POINTED, SOME AT THEIR NECKS, SOME EARS, SOME BELLY BUTTON, AND ONE KID RAISED HIS HAND AND WHEN I SAID, "YES JEFFREY?" HE SAID" THE CLITORIS IS RIGHT THERE." AND HE POINTED TO THE BLACKBOARD. HE GOT AN "A" BECAUSE i HAD INDEED WRITTEN "CLITORIS" ON THE BOARD. THEN I BROKE IT TO THE REST OF THEM THAT BOYS WITH CLITORISES joined the circus (sadly there are babies born with every birth defect you can think of. It's not something to laugh at. The parents go through hell, and later the kid goes through hell. it used to be easy to make them all girls, even when we saw the "Y" chromosome (girls are XX and boys are XY...... but there are children born XXX and XXY and YXX) Mutations are a great deal more common than most people know. I've seen babies born with NO external openings, who needed emergency surgery to open a urethra to allow the urine to pass, now they can do many of these surgeries in utero (in mommy prior to birth)
This is a topic that started out fairly simple. He's got a big salami, is that going to cause trouble. It depends was the right answer. It depends on the girth, more than the length. A guy with a "beer can" penis may be a hit at the frat house, but he needs help and fast. If he doesn't know how to use it. Girls won't date him. Yes, I've seen guys with a penis that looks like a beer can, and hopefully a bit longer. He needs instruction or women are going to run screaming when he tries to have sex. The WORST THING he can do is ask his male friends for their advice. I'd hate to tell you what it is (I tortured it out of them) .... The truth is they love talking about just how crude they can be. Women if he won't get off of you, and he's trying to shove a tree trunk into you, the best thing is to grab his ear, around midway (practice with one of your friends) and pinch it and don't let go, then pull it away from you. Generally a guy goes where his ear goes.
Guys if you have this problem ASK FOR HELP FROM SOMEONE WHOSE ACTUALLY HAD A REAL WOMAN HE DIDN'T BLOW UP. (sorry fellas, but you know what you're like....... are you telling me that most of you would say, "Be gentle with her. Tell her of your problem..... maybe cry.....etc. You're going to have to learn a lot about the female anatomy, and how to get it properly prepared. If only I could say the stuff I say in class here........ alas, your ears are too tender. It doesn't take hours. It takes KNOWLEDGE. Most guys know this: the penis goes in the vagina, and for the most part they think that's about it except for one other area. They've been diving for breasts for years. Of course once they get them the only thing they know to do is suck on them or gently nibble them, and the guys who've had two women can tell you to lick them. Good Boys!! But have you ever tickled them? Ever massage them with oil (better if you cover your chest with oil and then use that to oil her. Then the game is who can not slide off the longest with hands all the way extended. And you can only time this when the person is on top. it will show you guys you don't turn gay, immediately if she's on top..... it takes at least a week. But try it. ONE OF THE BIGGEST MISTAKES PEOPLE MAKE, ADULTS AND YOUNG ADULTS, IS TAKING SEX FAR TOO SERIOUSLY. Guys don't laugh because if they really laugh, they deflate a little. STOP WORRYING, IT CAN BE BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE. But remember SEX IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN. IF A ROOM IS DEAD SILENT, NO ONE IS HAVING FUN IN THERE. NO WAY.
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A GUY WHO WORKED IN A HOSPITAL CLINICAL LAB. HE WANTED TO TEST DRIVE EVERY NURSE IN THE PLACE. HE FIGURED OUT ONE THING ABOUT WOMEN: PERSISTENCE WORKS.......... AS LONG AS YOU DON'T ACT LIKE YOU'RE STALKING HER. I JUST BUMPED INTO HER ON THE FLOOR AND WHEN SHE WENT TO DINNER AND WE WERE JUST CONSTANTLY FALLING OVER EACH OTHER. Ooops DID i SAY ME...... NO NO NO..... IT WAS A FRIEND OF MINE. AFTER A WHILE THE NURSE FIGURED SHE EITHER HAD TO SLEEP WITH HIM OR GET A JOB SOMEWHERE ELSE. HE WAS ALWAYS POLITE, AND MADE SURE TO GET EVERY FLAKE OF DIRT OFF OF HER UNIFORM, ESPECIALLY THE BACK END (WHERE SHE SITS AND DOESN'T NOTICE AS MUCH) AND DEPENDING ON THE NURSE, YOU MIGHT WANT TO TRY FOR A "REAL" PIECE OF DIRT CLOSE TO HER NAME TAG. IT TOOK THIS POOR SLOB ALMOST THREE MONTHS TO SCORE. HE WAS VERY UNHAPPY. FINALLY NURSE HOT STUFF BROUGHT HIM A BLOOD SAMPLE TO THE LAB IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. NO ONE EVER BROUGHT SAMPLES TO THE LAB. IT WAS SUMMER AND MY FRIEND WAS A FREE SPIRIT, SO IN THE LAB HE HAD ON SHOES AND PANTS WIDE OPEN WITH THE BELT KINDA BUCKLED. HIS MANLY CHEST, MAN NIPPLES, AND JUST ABOUT ALL THE OTHER APPARATUS WAS IN FULL VIEW. HE HAD A PSYCHIC PENIS, AND IF IT SENSED ANYTHING INTERESTING, IT WOKE UP AND THEN IT REALLY WOKE UP. THE NURSE WAS EMBARRASSED AT FINDING THE YOUNG MAN IN DISARRAY. THE YOUNG MAN WAS THANKING GOD FOR ANSWERING HIS PRAYER. THE NURSE LOOKED TO HIM LIKE SHE WAS CRYING, SO BEING A GENTLEMAN, HE RUSHED TO HER SIDE, SO AS NOT TO IMPALE HER ON HIS DODAD. HE PUT HIS ARMS AROUND HER, AND AS THEY SAY, BINGO!!! He brought her to his sleeping room (a phone booth on its side. Once they were both naked, took him three seconds, and her quite a bit longer, but he helped. She kept sneaking peaks at him, and so as not to cause trouble later he said, this is purely recreation. I'm going to give you the best time you have ever had (a real ego on this kid 16 or 17 at the time..... and no one knew. He had no idea it was a big deal. He didn't lie, they just assumed since he was a Freshman in college that he was 18, and he didn't argue........ just too polite. Seriously, he didn't want any confusion later, so he let her know that this was it. He taught her how to make her vagina talk... NO LIE. Not her, her vagina. He showed her by allowing his penis to speak through him. It had a foul mouth, but hotter than a pistol. After the first hour, they were both soaking wet, AS IT SHOULD BE, and he opened a window and his penis made a lot of noise. The nurse was impatient and being a gentleman he gave her what she wanted. Each time it got more playful. They laughed more and twice they laughed all through an orgasm that had creeped up on them. They never stopped longer than a minute or two. He was getting hotter, because she was looking like someone rolled her around the beach, her hair was soaked and hanging all over her face, and the rest of her was covered in all sorts of goodies. He spent a lot of time giving her sponge baths, but alas no sponge, so he used his tongue. And he made sure she was clean as a whistle. He often took her hand and put it on his to show her something he liked,
like to have one pec covered with her cupped hand and them massaged till his nipple could cut glass, and it did not turn him gay. it made him want her more. After what he'd done she took his hand and lifted her legs and put his fingertips in an area, but motioned for him to come closer, and she whispered in his ear "it would be even better with your tongue." Well the young man felt like it was Christmas morning. FYI thus far his penis had not met the inside of her vagina. They'd played together on the outside, but his penis was not the only part of his body (he had a couple uncles who knew more about sex than anyone the young man knew..... and they started telling him about sex when he was around four......... any wonder he hit puberty at 11...... he remained the shortest kid in his class, being so much younger, but God loves irony, so he also had chest hair and pubes enough for every male in school, and he was gifted in other ways, but hated to brag........ again, that wasn't his most important tool....... At the end of two hours the young man got a call. Curses!!! Working in a hospital could be such a pain. His room did not have a bathroom, just a giant window that faced a courtyard and could be seen by every floor in the hospital, so when he had to pee, he'd stand on a chair, still hard, and make a lovely fountain effect peeing into the sink. This never impressed anyone but him. He thought it was aces. He kissed the nurse goodbye and then kissed her mouth goodbye. His work was on the 8th floor, while he was on the 3rd floor, he flew up the stairs (he never took the elevator, and it kept him in great shape. The hospital covered two city blocks and running up seven or eight floors and then going from one building to the next would give him buns of steel. The job they required could have been done by most five year olds. Ah yes, the young man did NOT like the interns because they had come from money and had two seater sports cars, that they hadn't paid for. He completed the work and was more than pleased to find the nurse still waiting for him. Right next to his room was the intern's meeting room. It had a pool table, a television, a poker table and other odd junk. He frequently took all their money playing pool and poker........ The foolish interns had never heard of a "tell." The kid's uncles had really prepared him well. The nurse was finished with her shift and they went crazy for another two hours, until they both feel deeply asleep. The next morning, the young man got up on the chair to perform his "trick" and walked the nurse to the elevator, still wearing only skin. The interns noticed and really hated his guts. At the elevator the nurse asked about getting together again that night. The young man said, "Egad what to do." He gave her a kiss to beat the band so when the doors opened, only other nurses got a very good look at the couple.
Over the next four years the young man was never short on company, and loved to take breaks to stand in the doorway to the intern's meeting center and say, "Hi guys!! who's winning?" grinning from ear to ear. And that's the story of how you can have a phenomenal sex life, and still be called a bastard by every nurse in the building.
happy trails,
C This is definitely NOT for my masters
MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANYTHING THUS FAR IS TO TALK. TALK ABOUT ALL THE INTRODUCTORY "STUFF." AND AS YOU MOVE TOWARD SEX IT'S TIME TO FIRST TALK ABOUT SEX. This is where Mister Happy will tell you he's got twelve hot inches for you. So far no great shakes. Wear protection and if you're uncomfortable tap him on the shoulder with a hammer (not actually a hammer, but when some guys get going they're faster than Superman and a Mighty Locomotive.
I agree most heartily that he needs to know how to use his large penis. Twelve inches is nice for mixing drinks, and not much fun to swallow. Boys generally know very little about sex. You have no idea how sad that makes me. I'd love to hear from a guy that's got 18 inches but knows how to use his tongue and his fingers and his nose and his toes and knows every inch of himself and a woman. Teaching sex in college I was depressed beyond description by how little men knew about THEIR OWN BODIES.
First, let's remember the point of sex is NOT ORGASM. If you believe that then stay home. If all you want is to cum, why bother getting all cleaned up and dressed up. See, what you don't know is your own intuition is YELLING AT THE TOP OF IT'S "LUNGS" "hey kid, there's more to sex than Climax. Notice the word...... climax. That should tell you something. Ejaculation or orgasm alone, yes you can learn to do so much more, is not was you're gunning for. It's being tied to the bed (by someone you know and trust.... and still check that there's no line in the hall) But tie his ass up, hands and feet and spread 'em. Now get a whole box of stuff from around your room...... hand lotion..... silk scarves.... feather boas...... rope....... heavy string....... heavy stuff you can tie on the string...... and play it by ear....... NO VEGETABLE PEELERS (kills the mood). Now with a boa alone in about ten minutes you can have him hard and wanting to cum. Let him know, that won't be happening for quite a while. If you have a heavy dog chain (NOT FOR HIS NECK) take the chain and drag it over his balls and penis slowly, and sometimes faster. And don't forget his toes and his pits and his bellybutton and the backs of his knees (for men and women, a little experimenting with the back of the knee will yield a goldmine, if you are patient). Play with his nipples...... no response........ pinch his nipples and pull them. put some saliva on your fingers, grab a nipple and tell HIM to pull his nipple free (he IS part of this deal). Tell him you'll had ten minutes for every five seconds it takes to free his nipple. Don't pull them off, but guys are not used to their nipples being involved (he may think it's gay...... no laughing for longer than five minutes....... or he may think it will turn him gay. If only homosexuals all over the world knew this) Buy some clothes pins with the metal spring and attach them to him. I've heard guys brag about how many they can attach to their scrotum's. Ask you guy if he'd like to try for a world record...... before you start. You can put them all around his pecs you can put them on the loose skin around the head of his penis. You can put them up and down the inside of his arms (outside he won't notice). Take the soft string and wrap it around his testicles, not too tight, but enough to keep it there. Guys can wear leather gear for the balls for over an hour or two, and some of those suckers are tight. So once his little marble bag is nicely tied above his marbles, hang it over the edge of the bed and start tying things on it. Save your bowling ball for a guy into S&M..... a book, you know what you have in your rooms better than I. But in the end if he refuses to move because it feels like you're pulling them off, and they look just fine, disregard it and suggest he change his major to drama. I wish I could tell you more, but there are about a million different things you can do during sex, while he is literally begging you to grab his Johnson and get him off (this is a great time to say, "Well, now you know how I feel when you finish, turn over and go to sleep. It never hurts to add a blindfold. It's fun to feel things and have no ides what's making you feel like that, don't be afraid to tickle his whole sack and what's under it, and the line you can feel that divides the body in half. That line is called the perineum and is a gift from GOD. I promise you he uses it when alone. I'm not sure why boys are reticent to have it touched, maybe it makes them women, BABY OIL is a miracle, grease him up and he'll look great. If his body is cut, and you can see every muscle, slop on baby oil, and one way to spread it around is with YOUR BODY. Never forget. you can ride his greasy leg, or sit on him so he can try to reach your fun parts.
At some point, when he's bad, you have to spank him. Start with your hand (I'd suggest you tie his hands together (learn how to tie so he can't possibly get out, but his hands don't fall off. e.g. take a rope and wrap it around his wrist several times not too tightly, and not loose, next leave a space between hands and wrap the same part of the rope around that wrist. NOW to give him a fun time trying to get out, take all the rope that's left and wrap it round and round the rope between his hands, the more you wrap the more secure his hands are bound. PRACTICE. You can also tie hands together that are wrist over wrist, and you learn how by trying it. Practice on other girls, guys will make you think you've got him, and then laugh when they get out of it in twenty seconds. See that's enough for a spanking right there.
Spankings. Ladies, boys can handle a LOT of spanking. Watch the frats that use paddles (Oh I know, none of them still do this.... sure) The ass turns pink, the red (nothing) and now he's beginning to feel it, as you continue get your hairbrush, and give him ten whacks on each cheek with each side. If they're getting a bit black and blue or getting welts, you can call it a day. I'm a lot crueler than that. They remember that I spanked them for at least a week every time they sit down. This is done in class for "the dog ate my homework" or "my girlfriend is insatiable" which means he doesn't know squat about what he's doing. If you're into piston sex, i.e. ion and out and in and out and in and out. After about two minutes most women can read a book, paint their nails, watch an episode of "South Park" and time how long it takes you to start with..... oh oh oh oh oh oh God I'm cummmmmmmmmmm ing. If she wants more that's not insatiable. It means she only had time to do her nails on one hand.
This is why you kids especially have to demand a course in HUMAN SEXUALITY........ Actually, if I had my way one semester would be Human Female Sexuality (boys and girls in separate rooms)....... and Male Human Sexuality also separating boys and girls. WHY? Well ladies, how many guys are going to ask anything about sex that makes them sound inexperienced with YOU sitting there. I've had guys not know WHAT THE CLITORIS IS, LET ALONE HOW TO FIND IT. DO YOU HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT THEIR HANDS WILL GO ZOOMING UP WHEN I ASK "HOW MANY GUYS DON'T KNOW WHAT A CLITORIS IS?" GREAT, THEN LET'S HAVE A QUIZ...... AND HALF THE GUYS FLUNK BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE MEATUS WAS OR WHERE THE URETHRA WAS AND WHAT IT DID.
I'VE TOLD THIS BEFORE, BUT I LIKE IT SO. I WROTE LABIA ON THE BOARD AND ASKED THE BOYS (NO GIRLS) WHERE THE LABIA WERE? i GOT A BIG BLANK STARE. i SAID, "OK , POINT TO YOUR CLITORIS." AND THEY POINTED, SOME AT THEIR NECKS, SOME EARS, SOME BELLY BUTTON, AND ONE KID RAISED HIS HAND AND WHEN I SAID, "YES JEFFREY?" HE SAID" THE CLITORIS IS RIGHT THERE." AND HE POINTED TO THE BLACKBOARD. HE GOT AN "A" BECAUSE i HAD INDEED WRITTEN "CLITORIS" ON THE BOARD. THEN I BROKE IT TO THE REST OF THEM THAT BOYS WITH CLITORISES joined the circus (sadly there are babies born with every birth defect you can think of. It's not something to laugh at. The parents go through hell, and later the kid goes through hell. it used to be easy to make them all girls, even when we saw the "Y" chromosome (girls are XX and boys are XY...... but there are children born XXX and XXY and YXX) Mutations are a great deal more common than most people know. I've seen babies born with NO external openings, who needed emergency surgery to open a urethra to allow the urine to pass, now they can do many of these surgeries in utero (in mommy prior to birth)
This is a topic that started out fairly simple. He's got a big salami, is that going to cause trouble. It depends was the right answer. It depends on the girth, more than the length. A guy with a "beer can" penis may be a hit at the frat house, but he needs help and fast. If he doesn't know how to use it. Girls won't date him. Yes, I've seen guys with a penis that looks like a beer can, and hopefully a bit longer. He needs instruction or women are going to run screaming when he tries to have sex. The WORST THING he can do is ask his male friends for their advice. I'd hate to tell you what it is (I tortured it out of them) .... The truth is they love talking about just how crude they can be. Women if he won't get off of you, and he's trying to shove a tree trunk into you, the best thing is to grab his ear, around midway (practice with one of your friends) and pinch it and don't let go, then pull it away from you. Generally a guy goes where his ear goes.
Guys if you have this problem ASK FOR HELP FROM SOMEONE WHOSE ACTUALLY HAD A REAL WOMAN HE DIDN'T BLOW UP. (sorry fellas, but you know what you're like....... are you telling me that most of you would say, "Be gentle with her. Tell her of your problem..... maybe cry.....etc. You're going to have to learn a lot about the female anatomy, and how to get it properly prepared. If only I could say the stuff I say in class here........ alas, your ears are too tender. It doesn't take hours. It takes KNOWLEDGE. Most guys know this: the penis goes in the vagina, and for the most part they think that's about it except for one other area. They've been diving for breasts for years. Of course once they get them the only thing they know to do is suck on them or gently nibble them, and the guys who've had two women can tell you to lick them. Good Boys!! But have you ever tickled them? Ever massage them with oil (better if you cover your chest with oil and then use that to oil her. Then the game is who can not slide off the longest with hands all the way extended. And you can only time this when the person is on top. it will show you guys you don't turn gay, immediately if she's on top..... it takes at least a week. But try it. ONE OF THE BIGGEST MISTAKES PEOPLE MAKE, ADULTS AND YOUNG ADULTS, IS TAKING SEX FAR TOO SERIOUSLY. Guys don't laugh because if they really laugh, they deflate a little. STOP WORRYING, IT CAN BE BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE. But remember SEX IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN. IF A ROOM IS DEAD SILENT, NO ONE IS HAVING FUN IN THERE. NO WAY.
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A GUY WHO WORKED IN A HOSPITAL CLINICAL LAB. HE WANTED TO TEST DRIVE EVERY NURSE IN THE PLACE. HE FIGURED OUT ONE THING ABOUT WOMEN: PERSISTENCE WORKS.......... AS LONG AS YOU DON'T ACT LIKE YOU'RE STALKING HER. I JUST BUMPED INTO HER ON THE FLOOR AND WHEN SHE WENT TO DINNER AND WE WERE JUST CONSTANTLY FALLING OVER EACH OTHER. Ooops DID i SAY ME...... NO NO NO..... IT WAS A FRIEND OF MINE. AFTER A WHILE THE NURSE FIGURED SHE EITHER HAD TO SLEEP WITH HIM OR GET A JOB SOMEWHERE ELSE. HE WAS ALWAYS POLITE, AND MADE SURE TO GET EVERY FLAKE OF DIRT OFF OF HER UNIFORM, ESPECIALLY THE BACK END (WHERE SHE SITS AND DOESN'T NOTICE AS MUCH) AND DEPENDING ON THE NURSE, YOU MIGHT WANT TO TRY FOR A "REAL" PIECE OF DIRT CLOSE TO HER NAME TAG. IT TOOK THIS POOR SLOB ALMOST THREE MONTHS TO SCORE. HE WAS VERY UNHAPPY. FINALLY NURSE HOT STUFF BROUGHT HIM A BLOOD SAMPLE TO THE LAB IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. NO ONE EVER BROUGHT SAMPLES TO THE LAB. IT WAS SUMMER AND MY FRIEND WAS A FREE SPIRIT, SO IN THE LAB HE HAD ON SHOES AND PANTS WIDE OPEN WITH THE BELT KINDA BUCKLED. HIS MANLY CHEST, MAN NIPPLES, AND JUST ABOUT ALL THE OTHER APPARATUS WAS IN FULL VIEW. HE HAD A PSYCHIC PENIS, AND IF IT SENSED ANYTHING INTERESTING, IT WOKE UP AND THEN IT REALLY WOKE UP. THE NURSE WAS EMBARRASSED AT FINDING THE YOUNG MAN IN DISARRAY. THE YOUNG MAN WAS THANKING GOD FOR ANSWERING HIS PRAYER. THE NURSE LOOKED TO HIM LIKE SHE WAS CRYING, SO BEING A GENTLEMAN, HE RUSHED TO HER SIDE, SO AS NOT TO IMPALE HER ON HIS DODAD. HE PUT HIS ARMS AROUND HER, AND AS THEY SAY, BINGO!!! He brought her to his sleeping room (a phone booth on its side. Once they were both naked, took him three seconds, and her quite a bit longer, but he helped. She kept sneaking peaks at him, and so as not to cause trouble later he said, this is purely recreation. I'm going to give you the best time you have ever had (a real ego on this kid 16 or 17 at the time..... and no one knew. He had no idea it was a big deal. He didn't lie, they just assumed since he was a Freshman in college that he was 18, and he didn't argue........ just too polite. Seriously, he didn't want any confusion later, so he let her know that this was it. He taught her how to make her vagina talk... NO LIE. Not her, her vagina. He showed her by allowing his penis to speak through him. It had a foul mouth, but hotter than a pistol. After the first hour, they were both soaking wet, AS IT SHOULD BE, and he opened a window and his penis made a lot of noise. The nurse was impatient and being a gentleman he gave her what she wanted. Each time it got more playful. They laughed more and twice they laughed all through an orgasm that had creeped up on them. They never stopped longer than a minute or two. He was getting hotter, because she was looking like someone rolled her around the beach, her hair was soaked and hanging all over her face, and the rest of her was covered in all sorts of goodies. He spent a lot of time giving her sponge baths, but alas no sponge, so he used his tongue. And he made sure she was clean as a whistle. He often took her hand and put it on his to show her something he liked,
like to have one pec covered with her cupped hand and them massaged till his nipple could cut glass, and it did not turn him gay. it made him want her more. After what he'd done she took his hand and lifted her legs and put his fingertips in an area, but motioned for him to come closer, and she whispered in his ear "it would be even better with your tongue." Well the young man felt like it was Christmas morning. FYI thus far his penis had not met the inside of her vagina. They'd played together on the outside, but his penis was not the only part of his body (he had a couple uncles who knew more about sex than anyone the young man knew..... and they started telling him about sex when he was around four......... any wonder he hit puberty at 11...... he remained the shortest kid in his class, being so much younger, but God loves irony, so he also had chest hair and pubes enough for every male in school, and he was gifted in other ways, but hated to brag........ again, that wasn't his most important tool....... At the end of two hours the young man got a call. Curses!!! Working in a hospital could be such a pain. His room did not have a bathroom, just a giant window that faced a courtyard and could be seen by every floor in the hospital, so when he had to pee, he'd stand on a chair, still hard, and make a lovely fountain effect peeing into the sink. This never impressed anyone but him. He thought it was aces. He kissed the nurse goodbye and then kissed her mouth goodbye. His work was on the 8th floor, while he was on the 3rd floor, he flew up the stairs (he never took the elevator, and it kept him in great shape. The hospital covered two city blocks and running up seven or eight floors and then going from one building to the next would give him buns of steel. The job they required could have been done by most five year olds. Ah yes, the young man did NOT like the interns because they had come from money and had two seater sports cars, that they hadn't paid for. He completed the work and was more than pleased to find the nurse still waiting for him. Right next to his room was the intern's meeting room. It had a pool table, a television, a poker table and other odd junk. He frequently took all their money playing pool and poker........ The foolish interns had never heard of a "tell." The kid's uncles had really prepared him well. The nurse was finished with her shift and they went crazy for another two hours, until they both feel deeply asleep. The next morning, the young man got up on the chair to perform his "trick" and walked the nurse to the elevator, still wearing only skin. The interns noticed and really hated his guts. At the elevator the nurse asked about getting together again that night. The young man said, "Egad what to do." He gave her a kiss to beat the band so when the doors opened, only other nurses got a very good look at the couple.
Over the next four years the young man was never short on company, and loved to take breaks to stand in the doorway to the intern's meeting center and say, "Hi guys!! who's winning?" grinning from ear to ear. And that's the story of how you can have a phenomenal sex life, and still be called a bastard by every nurse in the building.
happy trails,
C This is definitely NOT for my masters
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Control.How can you say length is not the primary issue? You are either an average sized guy or a woman who has not experienced being "fully loaded".An orgasm is great to achieve,but to experience such with a large weapon is my ultimate happiness.
I for one would not be happy returning to an average experience
I for one would not be happy returning to an average experience
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Control if I guy cryed to me about his penis right before we had sex I would kick his ass out. If you cant be proud of what you got and the woman cant handle it then neither one of them need to be having sex. That's how I feel about this whole situation. I mean there is nothing wrong with a guy having a big penis. My husband has a 9 inch penis and I dont think I could even begin to be with someone whos smaller than that. LOL Well anyways women do care about size but if they have someone gifted with a big penis then keep him. Not saying it's all about the penis or SEX but that is a main ingredient in any relationship. But I would not assume that a guy has "this size or that size" until I have measured it myself. Most guys that are 5 or 6 inches long they tend to exaggerate big time. So women dont let these guys fool you. Ok. :-D
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Your so negative. Just calm down and let sex happen. Just go with the flow. Why bring all these rumors and stereotypes into play? Instead, lets just focus on your partner, and yourself
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Your all on dru gs. Every time I read these things to find out some true facts, all you people do is brag or say random facts that you obviously have never researched, and are just saying on you own experiences. From my research the general male is from 5-6 1/2 inches in length hard. Now I have read and asked many questions about this and most things on the internet say 4inches in diamator. that would make it about the size of a coke can. The science health guide stats say, from 2 - 3 1/2 inches. Now when messuring it is best to start from beneath the shaft. most don't as they say that's cheating, but you are messuring the entire muscle itself, so........
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Take your time, first and foremost, and make your partner take his time. You may need to play with your ass a while and use lots of lube. When you're ready to have him inside you, take control first and and sit on it with his back against the bed. Make sure he totally understands he is not to move until you say so, and then only slowly. That should get you started. Oh, and finally, BREATHE!
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My boy friend is 18 and he had around an 10 and a half to 11 inch penis and the girth on it was turmendous it could scare u sometimes just by looking at this long penis with almost a five inch girth but anyway he was 18 and I was 15 and we were experimenting at my house y my parents were away for the week end and we wanted to have sex so I tryed sucking his penis but I could barely fit the tip of it in my mouth so I was constantly choking on it so eventually it got do the poin were I was soaking wet and he wanted to drive his penis in to me and I was super Nevous cuz of how big it is and that I'm still a virgin and that it will probably hurt alot.so I had him lay on my bed and I hovered my p***y over his penis positioning it just right and I started to sit Down on it and the tip of it was just starting to penetrate and it hurt alot but it also felt extremely good so
I went down on it more and more and it hurt and felt good so eventually I was able to fit it in me with no prob but my only problem is that my p***y is so expanded I can't feel any pleasure from penises that has a smaller than 2 and a half in girth
I went down on it more and more and it hurt and felt good so eventually I was able to fit it in me with no prob but my only problem is that my p***y is so expanded I can't feel any pleasure from penises that has a smaller than 2 and a half in girth
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My girl friend is 17 and im 18. We`ve tried sex and she loved it. My penis is almost 11 inches
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Hi
My very first boyfriend, when I was just 14, had a 10.2 inch long penis that was thick too. He was my first and after some good lubing and trial and error, I was soon taking his entire length, front and back.
Relax and enjoy.X
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