This lady took it one step further.
Wife chopped off late hubby's willy
A German woman chopped off her dead husband's penis - to pickle it as a souvenir of their marriage.
Uta Schneider, 65, used a butcher's knife to hack off Heinrich's manhood in a Stuttgart hospital, reports The Sun.
She wrapped it in foil and put it in a lunchbox to take home but was spotted by a nurse and arrested.
Uta, who was wed to Heinrich, 68, for 35 years, is accused of mutilation.
She reportedly told police: "It was his best asset and gave me so much pleasure.
"I wanted to pickle it for eternity - he would have wanted it. We called it his joystick. I wanted it to remember him by."
A logical scenario...
She gets the lunchbox home and puts it on the counter for the time being.
The next day, little grandson Fritz, who's staying there, takes the lunchbox to school. In the cafeteria at lunchtime:
"Yo, Fritz! How's it going?!"
"Not bad, Hans. You?"
"Fine. I'll trade you my lunch for yours."
"OK, sure! Give me your lunch box. And here's mine."
" 8O "
She gets the lunchbox home and puts it on the counter for the time being.
The next day, little grandson Fritz, who's staying there, takes the lunchbox to school. In the cafeteria at lunchtime:
"Yo, Fritz! How's it going?!"
"Not bad, Hans. You?"
"Fine. I'll trade you my lunch for yours."
"OK, sure! Give me your lunch box. And here's mine."
" 8O "
Vienna Sausage :LOL: