"Those aren't pillows!!!!!!"How about those Bears!!
"Sh!tter's full!" - Cousin Eddie
Buffalo Gals, won't you come out tonight
And dance by the light of the moon.
Christmas Vacation: Clark (Chevy Chase) says....
"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fcuking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white asz down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of aszholes this side of the nuthouse."
"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fcuking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white asz down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of aszholes this side of the nuthouse."
Scrooged: Bill Murray
Lady Censor: I will not allow this costume on the air.
Frank Cross: Why not?
Lady Censor: Well, specifically: you can see her nipples.
Frank Cross: I want to see her nipples!
Lady Censor: But, this is a Christmas show!
Frank Cross: Well, Charles Dickens would've wanted to see her nipples, then.
Lady Censor: I will not allow this costume on the air.
Frank Cross: Why not?
Lady Censor: Well, specifically: you can see her nipples.
Frank Cross: I want to see her nipples!
Lady Censor: But, this is a Christmas show!
Frank Cross: Well, Charles Dickens would've wanted to see her nipples, then.