My vote is in a scene from "Home for the Holidays" in which Robert Downey Jr.'s character comes home in the middle of the night and wakes up his mother and in telling her she stinks a bit says,
"Hey Ma, got a little B&O Railroad goin' on."
The line is such a toss-off but I love it.
Now. You. Go.
"Hey Ma, got a little B&O Railroad goin' on."
The line is such a toss-off but I love it.
Now. You. Go.
Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.
My father wove a tapestry of profanity which to this day is still hovering somewhere over Lake Michigan.
They say that the Grinch's heart grew 3 sizes that day...
Either:
SHE SAID I'M CUUUUUTTTTTTEEEEEEEEE
or
I'm Mister Green Christmas
I'm Mister Sun
I'm Mister Heat Blister
I'm Mister Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much!
whyyyyyyyyyy am i such a misfit
i am not just a nitwit
whyyyyyyyyy don't i fit in? :cry:
i am not just a nitwit
whyyyyyyyyy don't i fit in? :cry:
Did you know you can purchase those beauties? The Paramedic and I are seriously considering it, knowing how much it would really p*****f our neighbors. "I wanna be a dentist!"
I love that movie. Maybe because it hits a little too close to home... :umno:
Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
I don't know about best, but some good ones:
"You're sitting on a throne of lies" -Buddy the Elf
"NOTAFINGAH!" Mr Parker - A Christmas Story
"My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium, a master." Ralphie as Narrator - A Christmas Story
Christmas Vacation is full of 'em too...
"Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now. "
Either:
SHE SAID I'M CUUUUUTTTTTTEEEEEEEEE
or
I'm Mister Green Christmas
I'm Mister Sun
I'm Mister Heat Blister
I'm Mister Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much!
I love those movies. My favorite is Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer. Burl Ives as the snowman is great! My neighbor has a german shepard named Yukon Cornelius. :)
You can put your arms down when you get to school
or
Be sure to drink your ovaltine? A crummy commercial?
"Fra geel lay! It must be Italian!"
Yellow eyes, so help me, yellow eyes.
Christmas Story seems to be the big winner today.
"Ho!Ho!Ho!" says the Higbees Santa as he punts Ralphie down the slide with the tip of his boot, negating Ralphie's desparate last minute attempt to get an official Red Ryder carbine action air gun.
"Ho!Ho!Ho!" says the Higbees Santa as he punts Ralphie down the slide with the tip of his boot, negating Ralphie's desparate last minute attempt to get an official Red Ryder carbine action air gun.
You won't sh!t right for a month.
Billy Bob Thornton, as 'Bad Santa', doing an unspeakable act to a hefty woman in a dressing room.
Disclaimer...Bad Santa IS NOT A CHILDREN'S MOVIE :umno:
Pete
Billy Bob Thornton, as 'Bad Santa', doing an unspeakable act to a hefty woman in a dressing room.
Disclaimer...Bad Santa IS NOT A CHILDREN'S MOVIE :umno:
Pete