If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.
-jack handey
free drinks are so good.
free drinks are so good.If ever offered, I am soooo there.
LIAR! YOU ARE A BIG FAT LIAR!!! I offered you free room & board AND free drinks for PDR and you won't come because you want to run some crappy, inferior mafia race. LIAR!
Put the letter opener down and step away from your desk, elkiddio. Time to find your happy place, yes?
carrying a soldering iron before electricity was around...I get it...
"Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for 'better treatment'? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth, you'd probably be able to get alot of free games."
--Jack Handey