how can i make masterbating more pleasurable?

She will have mentally retarted kids

when I masturbate I wrap some string around my penis and make it really tight XD jk im not emo

there is a magical tool called a pu*sy that if u stick it in one it becomes much more pleasurable

Okay, I know this might sound REALLY perverted and sickening, but mostly 'forever alone-like'. But there's a way to make it feel like ACTUAL sex. It's really easy, get a fruit like a soft (water)melon and make a small oval cut in it, about as big as your penis. Make sure the hole is about 3 to 6 inch (7.62 - 15.24 cm) deep, depending on your penis size.

Then, carefully shove your penis into it, and move your body while holding the fruit still, as if it were a standing, nude woman.

I guess that's what you should do, although it's kinda... wierd, I know XD

ok kids little advice... lotion works wonders

 

ur a frikkin quer bag y would u say that and what do u expect us to do

 

GET YOUR GF TO DO IT

 

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hey guys im 13 and my penis is small what the best way to masterbate:-|

i am 13 and i have been having the same thing i usally get a lot of lotion (not the smelly kind it smells to strong) ut i usally masterbait really slow and hard like first your hand but let your penis get  threw it and then keep doing that make sure your penis is wet so it isnt painful 

 

hope it helps

try to do it with friends. i am 15 and doing it for 3 years. awesome way

Hey man just let them talk if u don't like it fine but just leave them alone

 

Hey man just let them talk if u don't like it fine but just leave them alone

 Oh yeah by the way do not go put soap on ur thing just useful advice ok I'm just helping just helping

Try a good hand creme!   Have you ever heard of a ' pocket p***y'  or 'flesh light'?   They are sex toys that can make masterbating more fun and pleasureable!   I know it will be hard for you younger guys to get hold of one of these items.  Lube your hands up and put your hands around your penis like a pipe and then use your hips to thrust your penis in and out of your hand, make sure you give the end or head or your penis a lot attention!   Some guys like to twist their nipples and rub their finger near their butt holes, nothing wrong with this it is     NOT GAY to do this.  Rub the little hump between your balls and butt.  You also have a prostate gland near there which increses the pleasure!  If not scared try licking your little finger and putting in your ass, if you use your middle finger( or the longest finger)  you can reach your prostate inside your anal canal and that really makes you cum like a horse!

Don't force your fingers in if it hurts!   Just try from smallest to largest beleive me it will change your life!   above all PLEASE BE CAREFUL, nothing is worth an injury!   Also if you like the finger thing you can use other safe household objects, but ALWAYS WITH LOTS OF LUBRICATION.   Small safe plastic are great, like a tampon case, hair brush handle etc.   GOOD LUCK PLEASE BE SAFE!  

Not to make anything awkward but saying this will. There is a g spot for males in their anus called the prostate gland and yes to get to it you must stick your finger in your butt hole. The gland is about an inch or two inside and you'll find a bump about the size if a golf ball. If you massage it while masterbaiting and cumming at the same time you WILL have the BEST orgasm and best feeling EVER. Trust me when I first read about this it sounded gay but its not and I do it almost everytime I masterbait and my girlfriend even massages it for me. If you actually have the guts to do it good job but if you done it doesn't really matter