How to make a realistic fake vagina?

You are amazing. After looking and looking, you have made my life easier and more comfortable. Thank you!

Wouldn't that hurt? I'm a girl so idk this stuff! I'm just here so when I'm away my boyfriend can practice and better so when I'm home we can get it on! ;)

But if you’re not careful you might get some sort of infection, be sure to wash thoroughly when finished!!

Wow! Wasn't expecting to get a free circumcision!! 87O Now I know where that damn missing penknife has been hiding for the past three and half weeks. BTW - if your house mates walk in and catch you, tell them you can't believe your life long fantasy to meet the invisible woman an f**k her brains out finally happened. Since she looks as good as ever, they might decide to join in and make it a gang bang. They won't sell you out if it feel as good as you know it will and what's TIW gonna say without any vocal apparatus and three penises to make her the gagging airtight DP s*** of the house all night?

PS: Nows the perfect time to try gluing up those little upholstery tears that need seeing to. You may never wan't to get rid of that old f*****g lounge, so better jiz up good and stick it back together for as long as you can.

You get std's

Items you will need fluffy medium size hand towel rubber band maybe two latex rubber glove lube roll glove in hand towel leave some hanging out the end take the extra rubber and stretch it over the towel and use the rubber band to secure it to the towel/also how you make it as tight or loose as needed place in desired location lube up and go to town

All items you need a one paper towel roll making sure the cylinder is inside still second item is a late text gloves size of the ones for cleaning third item is a pack of condoms fourth item liquid of whatever type you like and the last item actually is either a shirt or a woman’s leg Spandex As this goes on top of the paper towel roll so you’re not putting a lot of debris from the actual paper towels and sell it works perfectly

Try this, I promise you won't regret the effort. This is an amazing DIY project that mr. Happy will love. Go to your local coffee shop and buy one of those large boxes of coffee that serves about 10 or 12 people. You can get them at Tim Hortons up here in Canada. When the coffee is consumed rince out the bag and fill it with about 2 to 3 cups of very warm water (not hot). Make sure all the air is out of the bag. Take a section of bicycle inner tube about a 12 inch section will suffice for most men, and I'm not assuming Mr happy is 12 inches long. Buy the diameter that is appropriate for your size. Get two foam pads (cut it from an old couch or whatever. Dimensions should be 2x12x2 inches. Now roll the inner tube into the warm pouch of water (the inner tube stays straight and you roll the warm pouch of water around it) after the first roll place the foam on each side of the inner tube and roll it all up into a towel making sure everything is snug and tight. Now lube up the inside of the inner tube and go to town on it with your favorite porn. Is it as good as real sex? Of course not, but I haven't jerked off with my hands in 5 years since I put this together. It really is amazing when you get the tightness and water temperature just right.

I should have explained that inside the "box of coffee" is a sturdy foil bag that is obviously designed to contain warm or hot liquid. When it is emptyed out it lies flat, and when 2 to 3 cups of warm water are placed in it, it is easy roll up as explained in the previous post. When Mr happy sides in and out of that warm slippery inner tube he will be very happy. :)

He is too young bro...duh

Music System Subwoofer Hole is perfect size hole to f**k

Get a long pillow and cut a slit at the bottom, then you get lotion and spit on your hand and make your hand like you’re about to jerk off but put it in the slit and hump away

it aint that easy mate

Fill a latex glove with lube and stick the fingure side into a paper towel role. You might need a rubber band to hold the glove in place or to tear a hole in the role to hold the other end of the glove from turning inside out, but it feels incredible and can be used in so many ways

get a memory foam pillow. drill a hole in the end the size on your shaft. if you get the right foam all you need to do is lube and go. get a good pillow case and you can sleep on it to. i call it the pillow p***y.