Does Crazy Mary have cats?
Has Crazy Mary seen Cats?
If Crazy Mary were a cat, what kind of cat would she be?
Has Crazy Mary seen Cats?
If Crazy Mary were a cat, what kind of cat would she be?
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Is Crazy Mary your main squeeze?Crazy Mary is my misadjusted neighbor who waters her driveway and thinks that jackrabbits are going to invade from Canada unless she dyes her hair red in months that begin with vowels. She's also been known to put her remote control in the microwave because she thought it would improve television programming. She looks like a cross between Dame Edna and Skelator. In short, no.
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Why is the sky blue?This is an interesting story that goes back to the time when billy goats roamed the plains of Oklahoma. Of course, back then we called them "lasar beams" for reasons I can no longer recall. That was back in the day when local weatherman Troy Dungan and I were operating a small shoestore out of the back of his run down station wagon, trying to influence legislation regarding NAFTA. The year was 1927, and times were good. That was until the radish growers came to town to make their living by selling eggplant. It pretty much went down hill from there...
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Is it acceptable to wear pastels BEFORE Easter ? Can you wear them for a couple of weeks past Labor Day ?
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Only in leap years.
:naughty: :wiggle: :umno: :LOL: :kiss: :? :x :moon: :umno: :x :o :( 8) :wavey: :| :? :) :D 8O :P
:naughty: :wiggle: :umno: :LOL: :kiss: :? :x :moon: :umno: :x :o :( 8) :wavey: :| :? :) :D 8O :P
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Is this thread hysterical? Are we on a roll?I do believe it is, and I do believe we (or rather you all) are!
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