Product: Neutrogena micro-mist tanning spray

In a word, it's suck.

I read the directions carefully, following word for word. You spray it on, wait five minutes to dry, and in 2 to 4 hours it turns you 3 shades darker. As Goette Une and I are really fair-skinned and can't tan, we gave it a whirl.

The thing is, you don't have to rub it in and if you do, you'll get orange hands. But b/c it's a clear spray that you don't touch, it's hard to know whether you're totally covered or not. It's only after 4 hours or so that you realize the answer is...not. And now you have streaks that are about 8 times darker than your normal shade. And who knows when they'll go away?

I want my money back.

UPDATE: I called Neutrogena and told them my deal and in fact they are refunding my money.