I recently have a risen swollen area near the shaft of my penis... i believe the lymph node gland? It is painful when I walk or sit and it sends a sharp pain throughout my body when pushed on.

Please tell me this is NOT an STD or HIV related.

Both sides are swollen, its like a bump under the skin.

Also, it doesn't burn when I pee....

There are red dots on my penis, about 5 of them. I was stupid and used an electric shaver (the part u push a button and it flips out, its like a beard trimmer), I used that to briefly shave the hair down on the penis. Im not sure if the little blade that goes back and forth cut it a little in areas, or what.... i cannot tell if its going away.