These are today's humor bits:
"Mom, you know I tried a green bean one time. It was sickening."
"Aaron pushed me down and I started to almost cry, but I decided to be a big girl and suck it up."
"Mom, you better pick that up before someone trips over it and breaks my neck".
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My Brother in law to my 1.5 yr old son Brian after Brian had come in from pop pop's camper:
"What's happening Brian ?"
Brian in the complete and total innocence of a child: "Pop pop can't find a damn thing..."
Sounds of Mother in Law going outside, followed by:
"Al, people are listening to you !!"
"What's happening Brian ?"
Brian in the complete and total innocence of a child: "Pop pop can't find a damn thing..."
Sounds of Mother in Law going outside, followed by:
"Al, people are listening to you !!"
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You can't come in to our house today cuz my Mom says you smell bad. 8O
This was what my son told his friend after I finally told him why I didn't want this one kid in the house anymore. The boy just don't shower apparently. I about had a stroke when I heard him say this though, the kitchen window was open.
This was what my son told his friend after I finally told him why I didn't want this one kid in the house anymore. The boy just don't shower apparently. I about had a stroke when I heard him say this though, the kitchen window was open.
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The Marine, age 5, second day of kindergarten, on the school bus. Bus approaches railroad crossing, bus driver tell students to quiet down, students fail to become quiet, bus driver tells them a second time to no avail. The Marine stands up on his seat and screams at the top of his lungs: "Everyone shut the hell up!". They did, the bus crossed tracks, the Marine got a bus ticket for swearing when he got to school....
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I said something similar at the age of 13 at my best friend's house. His mother even told my mother.
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