Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down.........
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> by David Letterman
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>10 . The cucumber has left the salad.
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>9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
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>8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
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>7 . Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..
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>6. Elvis is leaving the building.
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>5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
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>4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
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>3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
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>2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.
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>And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped....
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>1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts
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> by David Letterman
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>10 . The cucumber has left the salad.
>
>9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
>
>8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
>
>7 . Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..
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>6. Elvis is leaving the building.
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>5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
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>4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
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>3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
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>2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.
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>And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped....
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>1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts
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:LOL: This one got the biggest laugh from me.
Not until Jabba gets back in his hut...
You don't have any worries as you get older older .
A dead bird won't fall out of the nest.
A dead bird won't fall out of the nest.
all cute
i always use
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examine your zipper pretty darn quick.
i always use
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examine your zipper pretty darn quick.
I would just quietly say: zipper's down.
I wouldn't care if it was a man or woman who told me about it. Things happen, like forgetting to tie a shoe or button a sleeve what's the big deal? A guy told me about it in the church at my son's wedding. I just thanked him, reached down and zipped up.
"windows is open on your laptop"
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