1. How many pillows do you usually use to sleep? 1
2. What color are you dishes? beige with burgandy rim
3. What was the first thing that you ate today? peanut butter cookie
4. How old are you? 37
5. Did you vote in the last primary election? no
6. Does everybody lie? yes
7. Do you call sandals thongs? no
8. Crayola box of 64 or colored chalk? 64
9. What were you doing when you last felt joyful? playing with my kids
10. Is bad sex good? maybe sometimes??
11. What are you wearing right now? jeans, blue reebok shirt and trail shoes
12. Gel, paste or ... toothpaste? mentadent
13. Dictionary or thesaurus? dictionary
14. Mountains or beach? beach
15. Lace or satin? lace, they keep your shoes tied
16. What's your favorite dessert? chocolate chip cookies
17. Are you married or in a relationship? married
18. When's the last time you used a band-aid? about 2 weeks ago
19. Do you think of yourself as shy? yes
20. Do you have any socks with holes in them? nevah
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1. How many pillows do you usually use to sleep? 2 ,one under the head and one over
2. What color are you dishes?white w/blue trim
3. What was the first thing that you ate today? coffee and creatine @ 5:15AM protein shake @ 8AM
4. How old are you?35
5. Did you vote in the last primary election?no
6. Does everybody lie?no
7. Do you call sandals thongs?no
8. Crayola box of 64 or colored chalk?Crayola
9. What were you doing when you last felt joyful?I was at a garage sale
10. Is bad sex good?it can be bad?
11. What are you wearing right now?khakis and a polo
12. Gel, paste or ... toothpaste?gel?
13. Dictionary or thesaurus?thesaurus
14. Mountains or beach?Mountains
15. Lace or satin?satin
16. What's your favorite dessert?ice cream
17. Are you married or in a relationship?yes
18. When's the last time you used a band-aid?last week
19. Do you think of yourself as shy?not shy, just quiet
20. Do you have any socks with holes in them?yes
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1. How many pillows do you usually use to sleep? 2
2. What color are you dishes? White and green
3. What was the first thing that you ate today? Nothing
4. How old are you? Mind your own *$&#^ business kid
5. Did you vote in the last primary election? Yes
6. Does everybody lie? Yes
7. Do you call sandals thongs? No, I call tiny ladies underpantzes thongs
8. Crayola box of 64 or colored chalk? Box of 64
9. What were you doing when you last felt joyful? <Censored>
10. Is bad sex good? Good sex is great, bad sex is even better.
11. What are you wearing right now? Black jeans and black polo shirt.
12. Gel, paste or ... toothpaste? Toothpaste
13. Dictionary or thesaurus? Both
14. Mountains or beach? Both
15. Lace or satin? Leather
16. What's your favorite dessert? Coffee Ice Cream.
17. Are you married or in a relationship? A Sexual Congress
18. When's the last time you used a band-aid? Huh?
19. Do you think of yourself as shy? Oh Hell No...
20. Do you have any socks with holes in them? Most of them have holes.
2. What color are you dishes? White and green
3. What was the first thing that you ate today? Nothing
4. How old are you? Mind your own *$&#^ business kid
5. Did you vote in the last primary election? Yes
6. Does everybody lie? Yes
7. Do you call sandals thongs? No, I call tiny ladies underpantzes thongs
8. Crayola box of 64 or colored chalk? Box of 64
9. What were you doing when you last felt joyful? <Censored>
10. Is bad sex good? Good sex is great, bad sex is even better.
11. What are you wearing right now? Black jeans and black polo shirt.
12. Gel, paste or ... toothpaste? Toothpaste
13. Dictionary or thesaurus? Both
14. Mountains or beach? Both
15. Lace or satin? Leather
16. What's your favorite dessert? Coffee Ice Cream.
17. Are you married or in a relationship? A Sexual Congress
18. When's the last time you used a band-aid? Huh?
19. Do you think of yourself as shy? Oh Hell No...
20. Do you have any socks with holes in them? Most of them have holes.
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1. How many pillows do you usually use to sleep? 1 - flat as a pancake
2. What color are you dishes? White with one blue stripe
3. What was the first thing that you ate today? A handfull of Snyder's Garlic Bread Nibblers
4. How old are you? 32
5. Did you vote in the last primary election? yes
6. Does everybody lie? maybe
7. Do you call sandals thongs? Can you wear a sandal on your butt? I suppose you could...
8. Crayola box of 64 or colored chalk? Depends on the weather
9. What were you doing when you last felt joyful? On my commute home listening to Eric Whitacre
10. Is bad sex good? depends on the goal
11. What are you wearing right now? Kahkis and a green polo
12. Gel, paste or ... toothpaste? Gel
13. Dictionary or thesaurus? Dictionary
14. Mountains or beach? Mountains
15. Lace or satin? plether
16. What's your favorite dessert? ton bars
17. Are you married or in a relationship? both. with the same person.
18. When's the last time you used a band-aid? Last friday I placed two small, round waterproof ones on my nipples. Lasted all 13.1 miles and still hurt upon tear-off!
19. Do you think of yourself as shy? sometimes
20. Do you have any socks with holes in them? all of them, duh!
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1. How many pillows do you usually use to sleep? one
2. What color are you dishes? White with a blue Ring on the edge
3. What was the first thing that you ate today? Ham salad and crackers
4. How old are you? 32
5. Did you vote in the last primary election? No
6. Does everybody lie? Yes
7. Do you call sandals thongs? Not anymore... I have migrated to "flip Flops"
8. Crayola box of 64 or colored chalk? Crayons
9. What were you doing when you last felt joyful? Scouting a trail for the MILF hash this weekend.
10. Is bad sex good? Yes, any sex is good at this point.
11. What are you wearing right now? Black pants and a white shirt.... pink panties!
12. Gel, paste or ... toothpaste? toothpaste
13. Dictionary or thesaurus? Dictionary
14. Mountains or beach? Both....
15. Lace or satin? Satin... Lace itches.
16. What's your favorite dessert? Cheesecake.
17. Are you married or in a relationship? I am not answering this question.
18. When's the last time you used a band-aid? Last week.
19. Do you think of yourself as shy? yes.
20. Do you have any socks with holes in them? no
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1. How many pillows do you usually use to sleep? 3
2. What color are you dishes? white. with cows on them
3. What was the first thing that you ate today? pop-tarts
4. How old are you? 30
5. Did you vote in the last primary election? yes
6. Does everybody lie? everybody except me and Jack Bauer
7. Do you call sandals thongs? no because I don't wear undawears on my feet.
8. Crayola box of 64 or colored chalk?whichever one gets you high when you sniff it.
9. What were you doing when you last felt joyful?stalking shelfie
10. Is bad sex good? no. its bad
11. What are you wearing right now? shelfies manties
12. Gel, paste or ... toothpaste? teethpaste
13. Dictionary or thesaurus? thesaurus. just because I like to say: thesaurus...
14. Mountains or beach? mountains. It's where all the crazy people live.
15. Lace or satin? burlap sack
16. What's your favorite dessert? Gobi
17. Are you married or in a relationship? hitched
18. When's the last time you used a band-aid? the last time I shaved
19. Do you think of yourself as shy? yes. I'm very sly
20. Do you have any socks with holes in them? getting pretty personal, dontcha think?
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1. How many pillows do you usually use to sleep? 2
2. What color are you dishes? WHITE
3. What was the first thing that you ate today? CEREAL
4. How old are you? 36
5. Did you vote in the last primary election? OF COURSE
6. Does everybody lie? YES...I AM RIGHT NOW
7. Do you call sandals thongs? NO
8. Crayola box of 64 or colored chalk? BOX OF 64
9. What were you doing when you last felt joyful? KISSING MY HUBBY
10. Is bad sex good? NO
11. What are you wearing right now? CAMEL LGTWGT WOOL PANTS, WHT CAMI TOP W/BROWN V-NECK SWEATER
12. Gel, paste or ... toothpaste? NATURAL TOOTHPASTE
13. Dictionary or thesaurus? THESAURUS
14. Mountains or beach? MTNS
15. Lace or satin? NEITHER
16. What's your favorite dessert? I LIKE MOST OF THEM
17. Are you married or in a relationship? MARRIED
18. When's the last time you used a band-aid? THIS MORNING
19. Do you think of yourself as shy? NO
20. Do you have any socks with holes in them? NO
2. What color are you dishes? WHITE
3. What was the first thing that you ate today? CEREAL
4. How old are you? 36
5. Did you vote in the last primary election? OF COURSE
6. Does everybody lie? YES...I AM RIGHT NOW
7. Do you call sandals thongs? NO
8. Crayola box of 64 or colored chalk? BOX OF 64
9. What were you doing when you last felt joyful? KISSING MY HUBBY
10. Is bad sex good? NO
11. What are you wearing right now? CAMEL LGTWGT WOOL PANTS, WHT CAMI TOP W/BROWN V-NECK SWEATER
12. Gel, paste or ... toothpaste? NATURAL TOOTHPASTE
13. Dictionary or thesaurus? THESAURUS
14. Mountains or beach? MTNS
15. Lace or satin? NEITHER
16. What's your favorite dessert? I LIKE MOST OF THEM
17. Are you married or in a relationship? MARRIED
18. When's the last time you used a band-aid? THIS MORNING
19. Do you think of yourself as shy? NO
20. Do you have any socks with holes in them? NO
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