what can you f**k in a house

Hi Everybody Dr.Nick here. Well young man theres a large range of things to f**k with. Your hand.

Hi, Dr.Nick :D

A few things that sprint to mind:Your hand (Masterbation)

Your finger (Prostate massage, Google it)

Various vibrating devices (Electric razors, toothbrushes, washing machines.  The HANDLES of them, not the blades and brushes!)

Can't think of any more, why not save up a bit of money and buy a fleshlight..?  Or, if you're a bit young for that sorta thing, try using some makeshift lubes while masterbating?  Masterbation with lube is a different animal to masterbation without, believe me.