What do guys do with their cum after they masturbate?

usually i have a kleenex handy or toilet paper. i let it drop in there and then throw it away.  that's when im masturbating. when i have sex usually my gf swallows it.

I don't know what's so difficult about the question, but can't anyone just give a straight forward answer on these forums! When I was young and stupid about, fifteen or sixteen, I would jump off the bed when I was ready to cum and stand there and shoot it across the room letting it land on the carpet just to see how far I could shoot it. Then later in my twenties I would put a sock over my penis as I was about to cum or wrap some tissue around it and shoot it in there. But many times I would just lay back and let it shoot out over my chest and stomach as I liked watching it come out and imagining what a girl would think if she could see it. These days, in my forties, I usually wrap some toilet paper around my penis when I'm ready to cum and just squirt it all in there and flush it a little later. Sometimes I just wank myself and then think 'aah hell to it' and let it cum over my chest then mop it up with some toilet paper when I've eventually recovered. I did put some in my mouth when I was about thirteen, but it tasted salty and nasty, so I've never tried it since and don't have any wish to again, though I understand it is very good for you. 

Just depends. Usually at home it's all neat and tidy ...cumming in the toilet is my favorite since I like to watch it shoot. On a good day, like I've been saving up or I'm just crazy turned on, I can fire off about a six foot spurt or two but most times I average multiple three to four foot shots. I travel a lot so it's different when I'm on the road ...staying in a hotel. A full-length mirror in the room always gets my attention (and a good hosing of cum):-D. Sometimes I'll fire off in the bath tub ...cool to watch. I'm a runner and with running shorts it's so easy to slip out my penis and pump off a load of yogurt on some bush or whatever while out on the trail. I've even shot my load off hotel balconies which is an awesome sight seeing my ropey blast arc off into space:-). I'm always curious where or what it lands on .... I usually sleep naked and sometimes, if wake up during the night either turned on or in need of a little stress relief, I'll just stroke my beast ...aiming it off the bed ...and let fly. It's kinda fun the next morning seeing the crusty results of my powerful nocturnal emissions on the carpet, wall or whatever piece of furniture it's laced across. I do clean it up a bit. Sometimes I pump my load into one of the room glasses just to see how much man juice I'm making. (I)Good idea to wash those hotel room glasses before you drink out of them ...just some advice. So that's what I do with my cum after I masturbate.    

I usually just discard it, although some times I will eat it.

My neighbor's wife hates to suck him, so he and I suck each other off, with her full approval. When we do, we both swallow. Since we hot tub together at least once a week, we always suck each other off while she watches us. She really enjoys it.  

for the do i cum in my boxers person only if you dont plan to wear them after you do i mean the stuff smells and if you get hot or sweat alot then people can smell that

I just let all the cum be released inside my boxers. Sometimes I cum in the toilette, so I don't have to clean up. I also just let in all come over me, but I have to shower right after. I think the best option would be to do it in the shower, but moor some reason it takes me longer to cum there. 

Guys I did loads with my semen... I loved to be experimental so cuz it's sticky and yuki!

the most common u know - brush with toilet paper and flash it down the toilet. I also cum a lot of semen, cuz I am healthy. However what you can try and do is spread the semen around your chest if u cum in the bathroom. I didn't feel anything when I did that but I guess it can feel nice sometimes. You can try when in bed if u are not scared to touch ur semen. 

I tried lots of things with my precum though, cuz it's again that sticky and if you are in you bed, masturbate a bit it till you have precum and then put ur finger and turn it around your penis between fareskin and tip. And I see most of you ejaculate in your pants so here is a way which will prove you that the tip of your penis isn't really as sensitive as you think:

Keep your underwear on and make yourself erect. Once you're at your fullest erectness, tap the tip of your penis with the tips of your fingers. It should take somewhat longer than usual for you to reach climax but when you do,  enjoy the feeling! Try this with balloon - Another way is to take a normal balloon, cut its end, open it with 4 fingers very wide, put your penis in and then pull very hardly down. It feels really nice. Masturbate pulling down your penis hardly and ejaculate in the balloon, then take it out carefully!

And cuz you guys said that semen smells bad, the smell can actually turn you on for more! Think about it, if there is a bad sell when you masturbate, it will actually make u even fell better and turned on... take off your socks and smell them while masturbating.

And one more thing - pee isnt really that bad, it can heal you even. I know it smells even worse than semen try this:

If u are under the shower, take a bottle and pee in it then put some colder water (feels good masturbating when water is colder that with the water you are showering with). Lie down then masturbate with 1 hand and with the other - pour down the mixture of colder water and pee (the smell and the lower temperature will make the masturbating pleasurable). 

Lol I has a certain corner of my bed near my computer, that's where it all ends up.  The sheet is permanently plastered white in that spot XD

actually, cum can be eaten and its just filled with protein. so you are actually just eating additional protein when you eat your own cum (science studies). most people just probably wipe it off. sometimes, some porn stars use it as a lube and keep on continuing having sex because some people can cum twice in one sex.