What do guys do with their cum after they masturbate?

well done, at 72 years of age I am sure that semen (cum) is very healthy for you, semen actually has vitamins to keep you fit and free of colds and flu, I at age 71 just can't get round to swallowing my own semen despite loads ejaculating when I masturbate, perhaps one day I will try it.

Yeahh, way to shift the blame on your friend. You're just as gay as he is

I masturbate in my hand then I swollow it so there is no mess.

I cum into my hand and then rub it all over my face, I heard its good for the skin.

To cum into hotel kettles is a bit gross really but if I am in a hotel I do find it easier just to ease myself sideways over the edge of the bed and spurt all over the carpet. Quickly wipe myself with the sheet and I'm good to go.

Talking of hotels, I have been known to masturbate in the public bathroom and shoot my jizz into the white moisturising lotion dispenser near the sink. I wonder if it ever makes its way back into a p***y after the next guy has moisturised his hands and goes back to his room for a session with his wife or girlfriend.

not just that, but hotel bedrooms have walls which are quite thin, not the first time I have heard couples "at it", I remember when I was on holiday with my wife many years ago there was a honeymoon couple (just married on their first holiday) and other people who thought that the noise and bed creaking was from the honeymoon couple, in fact, I did not hear the honeymoon couple making love, what they heard was me and my wife making love every night quite noisely making people think that it was the honeymoon couple doing it, as far as my 'cum', I have tons of it, had to use a towel, not paper hanks to clean up afterwards.

It has been many years that i have been interested in tasting/eating my own cum,
Surprisingly, eating my own cum was much more complex than I though it would be.
During this time, I read many posts/recommendation/suggestion/tips and finally i came up with a way that work great for me.
In this short post, i wanted to share with you what work for me and not less important - what did not work for me, hopefully - this information would help you as much as it help me.

Lets start with what did NOT work for me:
Cumming directly in your mouth:
While this might seem as the most obvious choice, that the worst option i ever tried. When i did it, I immediately lost the desire and got strong feeling of disgust.
Cum after orgasm into a some container and drink immediately after:
I cannot even count how many times I masturbate to an orgasm , keep the cum in some kind of container (glass/cup/container, etc..) with the hope that after it the desire to drink cum will remain and drink it.
Unfortunately, each and every time the desire to drink cum gone after getting to an orgasm.

Some approach that I tried and could work but I would NOT recommend is to cum into container, freeze it and drink it later.
The reason i don't recommend this approach is that after you unfreeze it, the texture is lost and the taste is different.

So what did work for me? Below are good guideline which help me greatly, i define those as tips:
Tip #1: Cum without getting to orgasm
This is easier to say then done! Yet - I promise you this is doable and much simpler than you think.
The way I do that is by not cumming for at least three days. Then masturbate for at least 20 minutes with a good movie that help you get into the mood, (my favorite are Shemales masturbating and tasting their own cum such as Bailey Jay JOI videos). When you start getting the feeling you are close to cum - very gently(!!) stroke the head of your penis (the cap), if you don't get pre-cum at that time, relax for a minute and repeat the process, once you start feeling again your are getting close to orgasm stroke very gently the head of your penis and you shall start pre-cumming (see Tip #2 where to put the pre-cum on). then relax for a minute, then repeat this process, be patient! - that is the key to success!. On second time you should ejaculate you would ejaculate mix of cum and precum, the third time - it would be thick cum, fourth time might be small amount of thick cum (if not already got out already on third time)
Make sure to relax between each time you ejaculating cum so you dont get too turned on and get to orgasm.
The beauty of this is that in this technique is this way you take out all the cum and still remain in the mood. Finally - when i masturbate to orgasm there is no cum as all of it was already ejaculated.

Tip #2: Where to cum
After you get your cum in "Tip #1", even though you did not get into full orgasm - I would NOT recommend to eat the cum directly as taste might be to 'new' / strong.
Instead I prefer to cum on some sweet food, that can be slice of break with honey on it, or cupcake (that would turn into cumcake :) ) .

Tip #3: Enoy your fresh cum in small bites (don't eat all at once):
After each time I pre-cum/cum, i like to start eating the the fresh cum with small bites, this allow me to enjoy long session of cum eating while watching hot videos and masturbating, (this is another advantages over cumming directly in mouth and all the action is gone in a second...)

This is it.
I hope that this post will help you and would work for you as much as it work for me.
Good luck and bonapetite ;-)

So do I. Love to eat my cum.

I do that sometimes too.

wish i where you all that cum lucky you

wish i was you to have all that cum

"It's bad for you "
You know nothing. Keep your stupidity to your self, people come here for help and info.

Yeah why isn’t it any good to you

I’m 56 I love the taste of young cum I know one guy that’s 25 he shorts huge loads I love it crave it all the time