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Sliding down a razor blade and landing in a pool of alcohol.
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The girl who's working at the gym right now just called and said she feels sick. Like :puke: Oh, and she had cottage cheese for lunch. 8O
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The Italian word "scifo" pronounced: shh keefo. Grosser than gross.

Quella li fa scifo.
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Eating Cornflakes, then finding out your little brother's lost his scab collection.
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Cleaning up after a St. Bernard that is sick to it's stomach..... I got to do this quite a bit as a kid....
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Kissing your grandma and she slips you the tongue.

(NO THAT NEVER HAPPENED TO ME!!)
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Having a dream about chocolate pudding and waking up with a spoon in your butt.
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Waking up with a spoon in your butt no matter what you were dreaming would scare the hell out of me.....
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in an effort to get this moving again...

Biting into a hotdog and finding a vein.
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EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, yucky!
A baby with a face caked with green & yellow jelly-snot.
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A frog in a blender.
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A story in the gross category that got me in trouble at the other running place...

My ex-BIL and a friend went to a bar. Under his shirt he had a hot-water bottle filled with (cold) beef stew. They sat at the bar, pretending to be pretty blasted when they arrived.

After a couple beers, the BIL says in a loud voice, "I think I'm gonna be sick. Where's the bathroom... I'm not gonna make it!" He pitches forward on the bar making the necessary sick noises, hits the hot water bottle, covering it (the bar) with the beef stew.

His friend then takes a fork out of his shirt pocket and eats the stew.
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So then what happened?!
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So then what happened?!
Don't make me draw pictures for you. Because I can't draw. :P
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