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What's grosser than gross?

Jumping onto a bicylce before you realize it doesn't have a seat.


What's grosser than that?

Getting off.
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How about having to eat a from that was spining around in a blender...like a milkshake.
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You are very lucky I will self censor. My joke would make the headcheese shot look tame.
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You're bluffing.
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I "kid" you not. * ba dum bump *
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Go on. Say it.
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I don't think anything can make the headcheese shot look tame.
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Trust me. I'd be banned for life.
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How about flipping through some new photos you picked up after getting them developed and seeing a picture of your brother and his friends laughing as they stick your toohbrush up their butts.
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ding, ding, ding,
Here is our winner
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I guess there isn't a pillow either?????
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My first bike was handed down from my 11 years older girl cousin and the seat was missing. The fact that it was a girls bike was OK because they didn't make kids bikes when I was learning to ride in 1947 and I couldn't have reached the pedals from a seat anyhow. I never asked why they didn't get a seat for it as I grew, that never occurred to me. There were many things I never asked about that would have bothered me for my own kids. The wooden handle on my hand pump car broke so I just used it for years by grabbing the vertical metal post. It would have been very easy to cut a broomstick to replace the handle but when I was 5 I didn't know that. The school I was going into for the 5th grade was far enough from home so I needed a bike to get there so the summer before I got a new boys bike from the Western Auto. They did have a school bus but my house was a couple hundred feet short of a mile from the school so I wasn't allowed to ride it.

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YEOWWW now you cant even :moon:. Fell for that person. I one banged my B@#$$S againt the top tube of my bike, my leg slipped off the pedal.. It still makes me :cry:
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Only once? You must not have done much riding.
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... aint nobody gonna ban you my sweet lady....
Now tell us that gross incident....
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