"You got those. I like those on a woman." -Johnny Dangerously
I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down" verbally, don't you? - Dr Meredith, Real Genius
kinda long....but I loved this scene....
Vernon: You're not fooling anyone, Bender. The next screw that falls out is going to be you.
Bender: Eat my shorts.
Vernon: What was that?
Bender: Eat. My. Shorts.
Vernon: You just bought yourself another Saturday.
Bender: Ugh, I'm crushed.
Vernon: You just bought one more right there.
Bender: Well, I'm free the Saturday after that. Beyond that, I'm gonna have to check my calendar.
Vernon: Good. Because its going to be filled. We'll keep going. Want another one? Say the word. Just say the word. Instead of going to prison you'll come here. Are you through?
Bender: No.
Vernon: I'm doing society a favor.
Bender: So?
Vernon: Thats another one right now. I've got you the rest of your natural born life if you don't watch your step! You want another one?
Bender: Yes.
Mr.Vernon Vernon: You got it! Right there, thats another one pal.
Claire: Cut it out!
Vernon: You through?
Bender: Not even close, BUD.
Vernon: Good. You got one more, right there.
Bender: You really think I give a sh*t?
Vernon: Another. You through?
Bender: How many is that?
Brian: Thats seven including when you asked Mr.Vernon here if Barry Manilow knew that he raided his closet.
Vernon: Now its eight.You stay out of this.
Brian: Excuse me, sir, its seven.
Vernon: Shut up, Peewee. You're mine, Bender.For two months, I've gotcha.
Bender: What can I say? I'm THRILLED.
Vernon: You're not fooling anyone, Bender. The next screw that falls out is going to be you.
Bender: Eat my shorts.
Vernon: What was that?
Bender: Eat. My. Shorts.
Vernon: You just bought yourself another Saturday.
Bender: Ugh, I'm crushed.
Vernon: You just bought one more right there.
Bender: Well, I'm free the Saturday after that. Beyond that, I'm gonna have to check my calendar.
Vernon: Good. Because its going to be filled. We'll keep going. Want another one? Say the word. Just say the word. Instead of going to prison you'll come here. Are you through?
Bender: No.
Vernon: I'm doing society a favor.
Bender: So?
Vernon: Thats another one right now. I've got you the rest of your natural born life if you don't watch your step! You want another one?
Bender: Yes.
Mr.Vernon Vernon: You got it! Right there, thats another one pal.
Claire: Cut it out!
Vernon: You through?
Bender: Not even close, BUD.
Vernon: Good. You got one more, right there.
Bender: You really think I give a sh*t?
Vernon: Another. You through?
Bender: How many is that?
Brian: Thats seven including when you asked Mr.Vernon here if Barry Manilow knew that he raided his closet.
Vernon: Now its eight.You stay out of this.
Brian: Excuse me, sir, its seven.
Vernon: Shut up, Peewee. You're mine, Bender.For two months, I've gotcha.
Bender: What can I say? I'm THRILLED.
"you must chill" - Lloyd Dobler (Say Anything)
"80's Movie Quotes?!"
Lighten up, Francis. :P
Lighten up, Francis. :P
Cast members from The Breakfast Club from left, Anthony Michael Hall, Molly Ringwald, Ally Sheedy, and Paul Gleason.
Photo: AP
Sheldon
What's your last name?
Dong.
What's your first name?
Long.
What's your middle name?
Duk.
Dong where is my automobile?
Oto-mo- beel. Lake. Big Lake. ha-ha
Dong.
What's your first name?
Long.
What's your middle name?
Duk.
Dong where is my automobile?
Oto-mo- beel. Lake. Big Lake. ha-ha
"Two Dollars!! I want my two dollars!!"
"Fronch bread! Fronch Fries!"
"I gave my panties to a geek!"
"Why grandpa, I think our little girl has boobs!"
"Daddy says I'm the best at it."
"No more yankie my wankie! THe donger need food!"
"Fronch bread! Fronch Fries!"
"I gave my panties to a geek!"
"Why grandpa, I think our little girl has boobs!"
"Daddy says I'm the best at it."
"No more yankie my wankie! THe donger need food!"
Aquilla Beckersted: If you don't come home with that trophy, we lose it all! No more pools, no more Ferrari. And you know what happens then?
Teddy Beckersted: Don't say it, Dad!
Aquilla Beckersted: That's right, Ted. You'll have to go to..
Teddy Beckersted: [covering his ears] NO!
Aquilla Beckersted: WORK, Teddy, WORK!
Teddy Beckersted: Don't say that word! I'll win! Please just don't say that word!
Teddy Beckersted: Don't say it, Dad!
Aquilla Beckersted: That's right, Ted. You'll have to go to..
Teddy Beckersted: [covering his ears] NO!
Aquilla Beckersted: WORK, Teddy, WORK!
Teddy Beckersted: Don't say that word! I'll win! Please just don't say that word!
Most (all?) of the language filters here are based on the movie.
bastard as****e
bastard as****e
Most (all?) of the language filters here are based on the movie.
bastage icehole
I know
I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-suckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis son-a-ma-batching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.
I do have a test today, that wasn't bullsh**. It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a c**p if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car.
Gimme four of those, three of those, a box of 'dem naked lady tees, and set my friend Wang up here with the whole shpeel, clubs, bag, pants, socks, the works... ...ohh, look at this hat, this has to be the worst hat I've ever seen. What, if you buy this hat, the prolly throw in a free bowl of soup... BUT, it looks good on you, Judge. Spalding, get you foot off the boat. Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life. You f***ed up, you trusted us. Howse about a greazy pork snadwich served in a dirty ashtray? Pete
Come on, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia, it's like going into Wisconsin.
Well, I got the (c**p) kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it
Well, I got the (c**p) kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it