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just got this and thought it was kinda funny.



Four brewery presidents walk into a bar. The guy from Corona sits
down and says, "Hey, Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a
Corona." The bartender gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world.
"Give me 'The King of Beers,' a Budweiser." The bartender gives him
one.

The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky
Mountain spring water. Give me a Coors." He gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The
bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't
you drinking Guinness?"

The Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't
drinking beer, neither would I."

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good one

beer tim or something lighter like a fresca

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Don't get me started on Caddyshack quotes.
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you get a free bowl of soup with that hat
that hat - looks good on you though 8O
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I've sent boys younger than you to the gas chamber...didn't want to do it. I felt I OWED it to them.
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Came out of nowhere, he's a Cinderella boy.
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I liked that one! :D
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50 bucks the smails kids picks his nose


double or nothing he eats it
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that kid'll eat anything
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*goes to rent caddyshack with one of 3 free rentals this month*
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We have a pool and a pond. The pond would be good for you.
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