just got this and thought it was kinda funny.
Four brewery presidents walk into a bar. The guy from Corona sits
down and says, "Hey, Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a
Corona." The bartender gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world.
"Give me 'The King of Beers,' a Budweiser." The bartender gives him
one.
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky
Mountain spring water. Give me a Coors." He gets it.
The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The
bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't
you drinking Guinness?"
The Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't
drinking beer, neither would I."
Four brewery presidents walk into a bar. The guy from Corona sits
down and says, "Hey, Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a
Corona." The bartender gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world.
"Give me 'The King of Beers,' a Budweiser." The bartender gives him
one.
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky
Mountain spring water. Give me a Coors." He gets it.
The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The
bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't
you drinking Guinness?"
The Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't
drinking beer, neither would I."
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I've sent boys younger than you to the gas chamber...didn't want to do it. I felt I OWED it to them.
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