Get a cantelope, a very ripe one is better. Using a very slender knife, cut a hole in one end, ONLY big enough to barely get your erect penis in. You'll figure it out from there. I discovered it has so much suction I had to poke a tiny hole with an ink pen where I could "throttle" to suction with my index finger. This feels better than a real bj or a p***y....amazing!
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Take a variable speed jigsaw and secure it to a table same height as penis. Clamp a nice fitted pipe to the end of the blade. Lube up and away you go.
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Go to the salad dressing section of your grocery store, lots of wide neck plastic bottles to use as a pump. I am in heaven with wishbone medium bottle!
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I joyfully go the the grocery store to the salad dressing section and select the wishbone size for my penis. Believe me I have tried the whole store of best plastic and this is it! Excellent vacuum, not hard plastic to squeeze up and glide. Be sure to lube up (necessary) this has made a monster
penis for me and incredible bast off almost
Fainting orgasams. This is better than a sex toy and locally available.
penis for me and incredible bast off almost
Fainting orgasams. This is better than a sex toy and locally available.
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I use this all the time and has given me a
Monster penis. My hooker tells me my penis is fatter than her other friends and make me special. I have had near fainting strong orgasams. Wishbone is my favorite in the salad section has the best sizes. Be sure to use Astro Glide and Monster penis to Happiness
Monster penis. My hooker tells me my penis is fatter than her other friends and make me special. I have had near fainting strong orgasams. Wishbone is my favorite in the salad section has the best sizes. Be sure to use Astro Glide and Monster penis to Happiness
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