How long runs usually go

Ok, so here is how my run went this morning. I find most of my long runs to be about the same.

0-Mile 1... ouch, maybe I'll walk a bit, no just keep running. Sh*t my heart rate went up so fast, maybe I need to slow down, how can I? I am practically walking here.

mile 1-2... Ok, maybe I won't do 10 miles...maybe six, six sounds good. I am never going to be able to be prepared for the half. I am going to be the fat ass out there and people will laugh, they'll know I have no business running out there. I am sure I look pathetic.

Mile 3-6... Hey, this is nice, look at that __________, wow thats neat. Maybe one day I'll get one of those, yeah, I'll just do this and this walla...it will be mine. Hey, I can do this, Maybe I'll upgrade to the full marathon, I feel good. See my shadow, yeah Im bigger then her skinny little thing but look at me go. Hey maybe I can learn to fly...no, not planes...you know, like a bird. Wow, I am running...like the energizer bunny, I just keep going and going. The world is good. I may not come in 1st but I am running. Boy, have I come along way. Maybe I'll try to run a mile past the end and back. I feel good this morning. Hmm, 14 miles? Bet I can do it.

Mile 7-8...Ok, getting a bit tired, almost there, how long have I been at this? My knees are getting sore but I will be able to finish the half. Good for me. Is that a blister I feel on my foot?

Mile 9-10... Damn it, when will this ever end, c**p I might need to walk in the half, maybe I'll walk thru the water stations...just a 5 minute walk break, why haven't I lost any damn weight? Im an Athena, great nice name for fat ass. geez, where is the end? There it is finally...