cut the end off a bannanna and take out the fruit you get a snack and cheap sex toy ...natural lubes olive oil fresh aloe sap others work too
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holy shitachi mushrooms dude....... u like over thought the whole thing....did u come up with that all on ur own? i feel ba for u, clearly uve never "slain the puss" u little virgin are way to turned on… JUST GO ASK A NEIBHOR TO F***! or i u dont got the ballz to do that, juz wait till yuh find the right girl.
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Well all you gotta do is slap some peanut butter on that hickery penis and rage your joy stick bro...rage that stick bro...rage that stick.
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Guys .. You musy try this new method I found to masturbate.
Its with the bubble wraps.
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Ya! All you have to do is: take your pe*** grab your sibling, and f**k them! If you don't have one, take ur pen** try to stick it up ur butt.
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Hello. I am actually a girl and I am pregnant at the moment. My husband told me the best thing to do without getting a girl pregnant is this. It's actually pretty simple. Rub your hand back and fourth across you penis and it works like magic. To make it feel wet or something, use water on your hand or use hand lotion.
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