I'm at the gym. It's just me and the gym owner. I finish running, we're chatting, and I ask when the gym closes on Saturday.
Gym owner: We're open to 8.
Me: Oh, I didn't know that. I need to remember that.
Gym owner: Yeah, come in and keep me company.
Me: I'm running 22 miles tomorrow.
Gym owner: 22 miles???? No, I didn't mean tomorrow. Just come in and keep me company. I can bring the baby oil and give you a massage.
Me: Sounds like a good deal ( not even blinking)
Gym owner: Hey, I run a full service gym!!
I leave, and then think about the conversation, and find it really funny. The gym owner is really dead pan; he's made some comments before to me that I also wondered about. Then it occurred that maybe he was hitting on me....I'm so clueless. What do you think?
Gym owner: We're open to 8.
Me: Oh, I didn't know that. I need to remember that.
Gym owner: Yeah, come in and keep me company.
Me: I'm running 22 miles tomorrow.
Gym owner: 22 miles???? No, I didn't mean tomorrow. Just come in and keep me company. I can bring the baby oil and give you a massage.
Me: Sounds like a good deal ( not even blinking)
Gym owner: Hey, I run a full service gym!!
I leave, and then think about the conversation, and find it really funny. The gym owner is really dead pan; he's made some comments before to me that I also wondered about. Then it occurred that maybe he was hitting on me....I'm so clueless. What do you think?
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no, I think you had him when he saw you were breathing ...
Sounds kinda obnoxious to me. Massage? How old is he - 16?
Sounds kinda obnoxious to me. Massage? How old is he - 16?
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