"You're like school on Saturday - no class."
I just busted out that classic from "Fat Albert" on a cow-orker.
Cl-ass-ic. What's your fav?
I just busted out that classic from "Fat Albert" on a cow-orker.
Cl-ass-ic. What's your fav?
I had a teacher that used to tell a girl in my class " Your mouth is like a 7 Eleven! It's always open!!"
a common line I use in meetings is 'I will CUT you!'
I always loved the retort "I know you are, but what am I?" :P
Remember "I don't think, I know. I waited years for my dad to say that to me so I could say: "I don't think you do either!!!
BAAAHahahah! A triumphant day in the life of a teenager!
Winston Churchill to Lady Astor: “I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
My dad's favorite line was (and still is) "your mouth runs like a birds ass in berry season"....
When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you (in my best Bronx Drawal)
Yo mama is so fat when she skips a meal, the stock-market drops
you've mistaken me for someone who gives a $hit
You can learn a bunch of em from Tommy boy as well....as I'm sure Cheeks would concur...
'Are you talking?'
'Are you talking?'
I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
Your about as sharp as a bowling ball aren't you?
So you want to be an astronaut and explore Uranus.
So you want to be an astronaut and explore Uranus.
"These people have Mensa written all over them, don't they?"
Dennis Miller, some .wav file I got from a friend of mine who knows what an intellectual snob I am!!
Dennis Miller, some .wav file I got from a friend of mine who knows what an intellectual snob I am!!
He's as ugly as a mud fence.