Did your mother have any children that lived?
The best part of you ran down your daddy's leg.
You weren't on the honor roll, were you?
The best part of you ran down your daddy's leg.
You weren't on the honor roll, were you?
When the lord was giving out brains, you thought He said pains and said "No thank you".
R Lee Emrey in Full metal jacket. Classic bunch of line there.
Smooth move, Diarrhea......... :?
Smooth move, Diarrhea......... :?Diarrhea... Uh, Uh, Diarrhea..... Sorry, I couldn't resist!
"Hey! You with the face!!!!"
Smooth move, Diarrhea......... :?Diarrhea... Uh, Uh, Diarrhea..... Sorry, I couldn't resist! Well, yeah you could have....but that's no fun.... :D
When you assume, you make an ass out of you and me.
ME: Bugging the bejeebers out of my dad for something as kid.
Dad: Go Play in Traffic!!
I am looking forward to using that on my son when gets old enough to understand I am joking.
Dad: Go Play in Traffic!!
I am looking forward to using that on my son when gets old enough to understand I am joking.
Go tell your mother she wants you.
From the 70's sitcom Sanford & Son...
Fred to Aunt Esther: "You so ugly I could smash your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies."
Groucho Marx:
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
"You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it."
Sanford and son was full of great one liners, too bad I can't remember any of them.