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Did your mother have any children that lived?

The best part of you ran down your daddy's leg.


You weren't on the honor roll, were you?
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When the lord was giving out brains, you thought He said pains and said "No thank you".

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R Lee Emrey in Full metal jacket. Classic bunch of line there.
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Smooth move, Diarrhea......... :?
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Smooth move, Diarrhea......... :?
Diarrhea... Uh, Uh, Diarrhea..... Sorry, I couldn't resist!
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"Hey! You with the face!!!!"
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Smooth move, Diarrhea......... :?
Diarrhea... Uh, Uh, Diarrhea..... Sorry, I couldn't resist! Well, yeah you could have....but that's no fun.... :D
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When you assume, you make an ass out of you and me.
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ME: Bugging the bejeebers out of my dad for something as kid.

Dad: Go Play in Traffic!!


I am looking forward to using that on my son when gets old enough to understand I am joking.
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Go tell your mother she wants you.

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From the 70's sitcom Sanford & Son... Fred to Aunt Esther: "You so ugly I could smash your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies." Groucho Marx: "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." "You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it."
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Sanford and son was full of great one liners, too bad I can't remember any of them.
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