what is the best lubrication for masturbation?

If you can go shopping at Walmart, look in the cosmetics section and find a product called Albolene. Its marketed as a makeup cleanser but it works great as a masturbation lubricant. It will be in white plastic jar with dark blue lid and logo. Walmart is the cheapest place to buy at around $9. If you are guy and self conscious about buying something from cosmetics just go through the self check out. No one will notice except us guys that already know about this wonderful jackin lube. The product is oil based like vasolene but it easily melts with body heat and becomes extremely slick and silky. It won't dry out like water based lubes. It makes your erect penis glisten and look awesome. The feeling you get as you stroke is the closest thing you can get to how it feels inside a naturally lubricated vagina. I suppose some very expensive sexual products may be able to approximate those feelings but you can't beat Albolene. Since it is designed as skin cleanser it cleans up easily for oil based. All you have to do is wipe off the excess and the remainder left on the skin will evaporate on the surface and a little will soak in leaving you penis feeling nice and soft. If you do get it on clothing it can stain if you leave too much behind. Small amounts will wash out. Soft paper towels work best for clean up or use an old pair of underwear or t shirt that you can use as cum rag.

Bro what the f### have i read in these past 15 minutes first of all Y'all nuts secondly don't use alcohol don't use olive oil and don't use butter or anything for that matter that can leave a nasty ### smell and make you look like disgusting degenerate, If your penis is so dry that it doesn't lubricate itself use a normal lubricant don't use food products and cleaning sypstances because you'll end up burning your urethra!!! And who the f### thought olive oil increases yours p#### size jesus Christ kid

Hahaha my thoughts exactly

I found over 3 months ago that masterbating is a sin,bc I'm a biblical born again, I did it joyfully believing it was ok bc I was looking at my wife's picture, soon after that a series of unusual stuff happened to me, so now I know its a sin,I prayed to Christ to take the urge away from me since my wife left and I can't get a girl friend, he took the urge away, glory Jesus I haven't masterbated in over 3 months ,unfortunately no intercourse with my wife in 6 months, we are separated, but separation and her speaking divorce +me praying to God in Jesus's name for my marriage, has helped me realize my errors in my marriage, Christ is helping improve

pull it back when it is still soft and then let it get hard it will be tight the first few times but it gets looser over time

Bruh what can I use

Because when you ejaculate and you rub a little more after ejaculating you’ll feel it’s very slippery

I wish I was like you :(

I was thinking the same, what the hell have I been reading the last 10 minutes? At first I thought he was joking about the rubbing alcohol, just to laugh at the response. But I think he was serious... Next he’ll be recommending toothpaste, nail polish, and hair removal cream...

I enjoy bacon grease.

I tried using conditioner once in the shower and my duck just felt raw and it doesn't work

If your penis is smaller than 3 inches then it is small. Anything over 5 inches(normal they say) is great.

Ask your Dad, provided you have a father figure in your home, to have a frank discussion about sex. If he's not a total as****e, you should be able to talk privately about these issues. 

No butter does not work well. Neither does cum, cooking oil, and vaseline. All of these can lead to an infection. Plus ants LOVE cum. One day you’ll find yourself in the middle of a session and then you feel stuff crawling down there. Please be normal and use something like lotion. Make sure to wash it out afterwards.

I use durex lube and is very pleasure. I think durex is better