When your student becomes faster than you? My running buddy who I've recently adopted just ran a 5 mile race in 35 minutes!
I was so proud of him but then I realized that was faster than me?
Should I A) continue to guide him along or B) kill him.
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c) catch himWell...that's a gimme. We're running a 10K next Saturday together...He's dust.
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Tell him he's still slow because you know an old guy who drinks beer and farts constantly that runs a 33:42.....
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c) catch him
THEN kill him. Or at least maim him enough he won't be faster than you, the ingrate. I was thinking "wedgie", but I guess your plan would work also. Note to self: Stay on kattzoo's good side.
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