I've only had two. My first roomie was short lived--my best friend from high school who I moved in with while she was preggers and her hubby was in jail Need I say more?
My second is my current roomie and I have to say, he's a little messy but he's trainable. I'm actually gonna miss him--not the mess, but him--when he moves out in a few months.
But then I'll have a GUEST ROOM!!!! :fubby:
My second is my current roomie and I have to say, he's a little messy but he's trainable. I'm actually gonna miss him--not the mess, but him--when he moves out in a few months.
But then I'll have a GUEST ROOM!!!! :fubby:
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I had an ex-roomie that wasn't from hell, but he was from slobville.
We lived in an apartment on Main Street above a pet store.
(close to the bars! and pizza!)
But, to take the trash out, you had to go all the way down the stairs, and halfway around the block to the dumpster in the alley. Well, he never took the trash out. He'd take it out of the can, tie it up, and leave it sitting there. So, I kept taking it out. Finally, I snapped, and refused to take it out. When it was full, I'd do the same thing. We had like 7 full trash sacks in the kitchen(luckily, it was winter and not very warm). He finally took them out.
Man, that apartment sucked.
We lived in an apartment on Main Street above a pet store.
(close to the bars! and pizza!)
But, to take the trash out, you had to go all the way down the stairs, and halfway around the block to the dumpster in the alley. Well, he never took the trash out. He'd take it out of the can, tie it up, and leave it sitting there. So, I kept taking it out. Finally, I snapped, and refused to take it out. When it was full, I'd do the same thing. We had like 7 full trash sacks in the kitchen(luckily, it was winter and not very warm). He finally took them out.
Man, that apartment sucked.
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I rented out a room at my apartment one summer and I thought what I was wiping off the counter was sugar.
It was not sugar, but cocaine. Needless to say...that roomate was out the door within minutes. This is after she lunged at me and "tried to kick my ass for taking ruining her $100+ stash. Thank god I was faster than her. She went crazy and went after me. For real.
It was not sugar, but cocaine. Needless to say...that roomate was out the door within minutes. This is after she lunged at me and "tried to kick my ass for taking ruining her $100+ stash. Thank god I was faster than her. She went crazy and went after me. For real.
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Though never truly having a roommate from hell, I was very mismatched with mine. Freshman year they sent us a form, where we detailed what type of person we were. I put "stays up late, gets up late, smokes, drinks, parties like there's no tomorrow." They teamed me with the captain of the cross country team. Sophomore year I wanted into The Party Dorm, and lucked into a spot in the coolest hall. This girl had lived off campus in campus housing with 3 guys and got kicked out for partying, so I'm figuring my kinda gal. NOT. Walked in and she had stapled a cowhide to the ceiling, put down a dizzying Persian-like carpet, and listened to country music 24/7. Only partied occasionally (but hard when she did). She moved out 2nd semester. Got another girl who was cool that semester, so we re-roomed the next year (my junior year). When I came back to school, I discovered she had become a raging alcoholic over the summer and with my work schedule it was too much - I kicked her out. My boyfriend moved in briefly, until I stuck a 5" stiletto through his hand (remember that tale?) and through all his belongings out the window and off the balcony. Then no more roommates. Had a single senior year. My next, and final, roommate was The Paramedic. A little messy, but he'll do just fine.
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I'm not sure she ever used it... At least I wasn't there if she did! :umno: It just hung from the ceiling over her portion of the room. Everything on her side of the room went to either dark colors or black though. You could definately tell the difference between the two sides of the room... :umno:
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I'm not sure she ever used it... At least I wasn't there if she did! :umno: It just hung from the ceiling over her portion of the room. Everything on her side of the room went to either dark colors or black though. You could definately tell the difference between the two sides of the room... :umno:
I suppose if she did use it in your presence you would have many more stories to tell.
Sounds like one of the original goth gals.
I suppose if she did use it in your presence you would have many more stories to tell.
Sounds like one of the original goth gals.
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8O im guessing you dont mean a shoe...
Oh yes, I most certainly do. It was a Stuart Weitzman, too, if I remember correctly.
And :yousuck: but I fixed it for you.
Oh yes, I most certainly do. It was a Stuart Weitzman, too, if I remember correctly.
And :yousuck: but I fixed it for you.
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8O im guessing you dont mean a shoe...
Oh yes, I most certainly do. It was a Stuart Weitzman, too, if I remember correctly.
Was it on your foot at the time?
Oh yes, I most certainly do. It was a Stuart Weitzman, too, if I remember correctly.
Was it on your foot at the time?
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Memo to self:
1. Hide. For entire month of November
2. Listen for all-clear sirens.
I WILL FIND A WAY to see you and the Mrs. while I am in town!!! Just don't tell my cousins!! ;)
1. Hide. For entire month of November
2. Listen for all-clear sirens.
I WILL FIND A WAY to see you and the Mrs. while I am in town!!! Just don't tell my cousins!! ;)
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